Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 28, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ involves a picture that ensures that every caption is “too soon”. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – Trump: I bet I can get liberals to defend joining the army.

Scaramucci: No way.

Trump: Hold my beer while I tweet.

2) (rodney dill) – “I’m not just logical, I’m proctological”

3) (Rock ThisTown) – “Seeing that this is the most powerful finger in the world & would blow your head clean off . . . you gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky. Well do ya, punk?”

4) (Joe_Miller) – Not the finger he meant to use.

5) (yetanotherjohn) – Unwise guy.

6) (Rick Adams) – 🎵 I’m gonna reince that man right out of my hair 🎵

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – I’m here to stop the leaks! To patch the holes in the ship, to seal the pipes, to put this finger in the dike. But since Hillary fortunately isn’t in the White House, I’ll just focus on the first two.

Honorable Mention(s):

(cathymv) – Good Morning! We are going to k&$^ ^&((&& %#(& and &^%*( &^%$ by ^&&^#@@ and (((&^ But Hillary is (*&!# and &^%^& leaking *((**^$ and Russian (()*&$#, President Trump is )(&@!$ and &^%$& for &*^ and *&%$ Thank you (&@$#$^ much!

(Brian Brandt) – Say hello to my little friend!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – When the cock blocker meets the pussy grabber.

(guido81_MA) – In a very rare twofer, guido’s Reader’s Choice Award caption also qualifies as one of our Most Inappropriate but Funny winners.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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