Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 14, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ paid homage to Bastille Day as the man representing those who keep France free is pictured, along with the President of France. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – There are some pussies Trump just won’t grab.

2) (Rock ThisTown) – “We appreciate the Statue of Liberty & all, but we’re through saving your ass.”

3) (Mary Gehman) – “I’m sorry…I just can’t hide my feelings anymore…I Louvre You!”

4) (cathymv) – Trump has “The art of the Deal” Macron has “The Art of the Squeal”!

5) (jim_m) – I told him that I was so very impressed how France continues to produce more douches than any other nation. I don’t understand why he was so offended.

6) (rodney dill) – “So what can you teach me about macron-economics?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – Macron “What do you consider is the best perk of being US president?”
Trump “Well since it is 3 am on the east coast I will show you. Give me your phone”
Trump dials a number
Trump “Hello. Huma? Roll over and tell Hillary to stop snoring and that she still isnt President”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Mike) – “What’s he got that I haven’t got? Other than millions of dollars, a fashion model wife, and the Presidency of the United States?”

(Scorpion) – Mr. President, you’re peeing on my leg.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(BluesHarper) – An Italian, a Frenchman & President Trump are all sitting around talking about who is the greatest lover.

The Italian guy says he drops rose peddles all over her body and slowly licks them off – it drives women crazy.

The French guy says he drips wine all over her body and slowly licks it off – it drives women mad.

After little thought, President Trump says, after sex I wipe my dick off on the curtains – it drives Melania nuts.

(Rick A) – He just realized what his wife meant when she said Trump was getting “under her skin…”

Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:

(yetanotherjohn) – Hillary is not our president, Macron is not our president, and our president is driving the left nuts … I can live with that.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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