This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ included another round of swamp creatures. I added two more categories this week. One salutes the best use of the caption topic that has become a tradition during the early months of the Trump administration. The other is given to a caption that is a wee bit too edgy given how close it is to the event that inspired it. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (fustian24) – Taking a break from butchering the Constitution, they’re now attacking the Star Spangled Banner.
2) (cathymv) – President Donald had a swamp
E I E I O
And in that swamp were lying rats
E I E I O
with a back stab here and a innuendo there
here a rat, there a rat, every where a back stabbing rat,
Oh President Donald had a swamp
E I EI I O
and in that swamp were liberal hacks
E I E I O
with a lawsuit here, and an impeachment there,
here a slug, there a slug, every where a slimy lying slug
Oh President Donald had a swamp
E I E I O
3) (Joe_Miller) – Pelosi wants to know why President Eisenhower isn’t here to throw out the first pitch.
4) (Rock ThisTown) – Admiral NoActBar, Princess BoTox, SchuBacca, and Luke NoWallBuilder.
5) (Vagabond661) – “Noooooooooooooooo”
6) (Paul Hooson) – It’s your parents sing Nirvana!
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Par4Course) – Thank God the Caption Contest doesn’t include audio.
Honorable Mention(s):
(Wild_Willie) – “What is the first letter of your favorite president?”
(Mary Gehman) –Don’t quit your day jobs…oh wait, you should quit those, too…
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(rodney dill) – This group obviously knows how to handle all the pricks in D.C.
Best Reuse of the Caption of Choice for the Trump Administration:
(Retired military) – I dont know exactly what is going on here but I know that Hillary still isnt President
The Too-Soon Award for this Week:
(Brian Brandt) – Steve Scalise thinks baseball practice is hilarious. It leaves him in stitches.
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
