This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success unlike my Redskins who went on a losing tear that kept them from the playoffs AFTER a certain captioner started cheering for them. I just got back from the worst game I’ve ever seen them play live and boy am I ticked. Woe to the one who cursed them. Anyway, we had over three hundred captions this week, so we have three winners per position, none of whom are named fustian24.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (David Robertson) – “I don’t know what is going on here, but I’m sure that it was followed by Democrats whining about the result of the 2016 presidential election.”
(Retired military) – “What Paul Hooson really looks like (by request) in his high tech yarmulke (Hat tip Rodney)”
(yetanotherjohn) – “You don’t usually get to see the inner workings of the Wizbang operation.”
2) (Bird666) – “Anthony Weiner’s Big Adventure”
(RockThisTown) – “Podesta, incognito, enrolls in a computer class, “How to Avoid Revealing Your Password to Phishing Scams.””
(rodneydill) – ““Now I just re-position the head on the SnowmanCAM and I can see what Obumble is really up to.””
3) (guido81_MA) – “And when I finish my Social Justice Economics degree, I’ll be working in this Starbucks with the free wi-fi.”
(Brian Brandt) – “Electoral College meets today at the state capitol to cast vote. One elector vows not to vote for Trump.”
(Paul Hooson) – “Nerd Lives Matter…”
4) (RestlessLegs) – “If Obama had a white son…”
(Joe_Miller) – “Pajama Boy files his flight plan for Canada. Beanies always fly VFR.”
(Olsoljer) – “Obama’s “go to guy” for National Security issues.”
5) (Rick Adams) – “I have no idea what was going on with any of the previous caption contest photos, so here’s a photo of a man with a propeller on his head.”
(RadiCalMan- “This is your head on Worid of WarCrack!”
(Mike) – “Hillary’s webmaster looks to see if the Clinton Foundation’s check has cleared yet”
6) (Scorpion) – “The Russian short bus driver waits patiently for Putin’s chief American hacking specialist to finish putting ransomware on Obama and Hillary’s servers that will be activated next month.”
(Porkopolis) – “Starbucks barista in the background can be heard yelling:
“I’VE GOT AN AMERICANO FOR TRUMP!””
(Yooper) – “Killroy isn’t here.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(cathymv) – “Oh look!! there he is!! The MSNBC Fan!!”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(fustian24) – “This is why there will never be a documentary entitled: “The Mating Habits of the Hipster”.”
(fustian24) – “Trump’s new Snowflake Sterilization program has started at participating Starbucks near you.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
