This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was quite a success. No joke to introduce it this week-please remember the events on 9/11 fifteen years ago and say a prayer for the families of those who were killed.
We got over two hundred entries this week so we have double winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (fustian24) – “Well, you’ll be stronger.
I’ll be coughing up a lung and bobbing my head up and down like a epileptic piñata in a hurricane.
(RestlessLegs) – “Look out for sniper fire!”
2) (EricSteel) – “The Wicked Witch addresses her flying monkeys.”
(rodney dill) – ““No, the motto does not apply to my butt cheeks.”
3) (Retired military) – “Oh look it’s a Hillary chicken, 2 massive thighs, 2 small breasts and a left wing.”
(Paul Hooson) – ““Iron Lady”? Well, maybe “Rusted Old Battle Ax”…
4) (Rick Adams) – ““Good morning. Look over crowd approvingly, from left to right. Thank you all for coming. Unaffected laugh. I’m glad you could be with me today, of all days. Dramatic pause. Don’t repeat the stage directions. No, really, stop. Good god.””
(guido81_MA) – “COUGH Stronger COUGH-COUGH-COUGH To COUGH-COUGH ge COUGH ther COUGH-COUGH-COUGH
5) (Vagabond661) – ““What do you mean by ‘Is that THE blue dress’?””
(Mary Gehman) – ““I hear the voices and I do what they tell me…”
6) (Olsoljer) – “I’m just here in Phoenix to get my hair………………..Oh! Is that Jim Comey and Loretta’s aircraft? Be right back!”
(RadiCalMan) – “Go ahead, wipe my server!
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Bird666) – “ She’s mad as hell and not going to take us anymore. ”
Honorable Mention(s):
(Mike) – “Con Air II: This Time For All the Marbles!”
(Brian Brandt) – “Is it too early to start drinking?”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Stephen Macklin) – “Bill. Put down the cigar and step away from the flight attendant.”
(cathymv) – “Hillary is so horrible that when I typed her name in a text – it auto-corrected it to Bitch.”
Best Caption Featuring the Word, “Deplorable”
(yetanotherjohn) – “
Deceitful
Evil
Panderer
Liar
Old
Reprobate
Amoral
Bitch
Liberal
Egotist
That’s all for this week. Stayed tuned for a new contest this Friday.
