Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners July 29, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ paid tribute to the woman who doesn’t understand all that hard computer stuff and security issues in Middle East embassies but, darn it all, she is the “most qualified” to be POTUS. Since there were over 200 captions, we have two winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – “Gotta Go! My broom is double-parked…

(cathymv) – “Watching Hillary speak is like watching the story of the 7 dwarfs in menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All Dried Up.

2) (Brian Brandt) – “We need to ban high capacity pants suits!

(yetanotherjohn) – “An inspiration to all little girls that if they marry a man who would become president, be willing to kill friends who become inconvenient in Federal parks, lie continually with a straight face, develop the largest criminal enterprise in America under the guise of a charitable foundation, expose your country’s secrets and sell your soul to the devil, they to have a shot at becoming president as long as their primary opponent is an old Jewish man and not a young black man.

3) (David Robertson) – “Senator Amidala, sitting in the audience: “So this is how liberty dies … with two thumbs up.”

(Rick Adams) – ““Let the pantsuit jokes begin!”

4) (Stephen_Macklin) – “Taxes and regulations are going …

(Paul Hooson) – “Satan’s Barbie Doll?

5) (fustian24) – “That’s not good lighting for her.

You know…on.

(rodney dill) – “Hillary displays her opposable thumbs…. The rest of her is pretty opposable as well.

6) (Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “Here stands a woman from Arkansas,
Who contemptuously flouts the law.
And while attempting to set a precedence,
to become our first lady President,
she scoffs, “What difference does it make, after all?”

(Retired military) – “They went all out for this convention. They even rolled out HIllary’s soul in its ice prison.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Burt) – ““I upped my income, Up Yours”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Joe_Miller) – “I know my home insurance covers a zombie apocalypse, but what about this?

(Olsoljer) – ““These people will never believe what all this free shit will really cost them.”

(jim_m) – “The guardian angel on her right shoulder having left in disgust years ago, the devil on Hillary’s left shoulder is now completely in control.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Par4Course) – “I’m no longer sitting around with my thumb up my ass like I was the night of the Benghazi attack.

(guido81_MA) – “The thumbs go up, she’s the nominee
There was a 3AM call from Benghazi
She’s a bitch and she lied, bitch and she lied
And because of her a lot of people died

She does not care ’bout her e-mail
Who cares about national security fail?
She’s a bitch and she lied, bitch and she lied
If it was you or me you know that we’d be tried

Lied, lied, lied, bitch and she lied
Lied, lied, lied, bitch and she lied

She said she came under sniper fire
Just more proof that she’s a f#@%in’ liar
She’s a bitch and she lied, bitch and she lied
And her presidential bid has got to be denied

Lied, lied, lied, bitch and she lied
Lied, lied, lied, bitch and she lied

Biggest Round of Post Contest Whining:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I am totally disgusted that I didn’t win the whining award. Obviously you must sleep at the same time as the judge (I don’t want to win it enough to say you sleep with the judge … is there an apathy award?)

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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