Oklahoma’s Barney Fife Convicted Of Manslaughter

Barney Fife

It took only 3 hours for an all-white jury in Tulsa County to convict Oklahoma’s Barney Fife for the shooting death of an unarmed black man.

This particular case had the potential of becoming another Ferguson, MO.* The man who died was face-down on the ground, handcuffed and held by four law officers when Tulsa County Reserve Deputy Robert Bates shot the man in the back.

The 73-year-old Bates thought that he was holding a taser instead of a gun when he pulled the trigger.

[*This particular case had the potential of becoming another Ferguson, MO because an acquittal would have resulted in a protest circus that would have made national news and brought the race hustlers to town.]

As the New York Daily News reports, Fife’s Bates’ lack of training was a factor in this case: “The disgraced wannabe cop was required to complete 480 hours of field officer training, but it was revealed he was never qualified to carry a weapon, including the revolver used in the deadly shooting. Bates had never even been in a situation with a fleeing suspect before, the trial revealed.”

During his defense of Bates, attorney Clark Brewster tried a Hail-Mary pass by insisting that the deceased died of a heart attack that just so happened to take place immediately after the deceased was shot.

However, as one Tulsa resident observed, the jury wasn’t baffled by bovine excrement.

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This isn’t the first time that Clark Brewster tried to baffle a jury with bull. Prior to defending Mister Bates, Brewster defended Oklahoma’s infamous penis-pump judge.

If Austin Powers ever needs a lawyer . . .

[Featured Image is a screenshot from a video posted on YouTube.]

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