Someone at CBS News needs a geography lesson.

Take a look at the following screenshot from the CBS News website, and see if you can figure out what is wrong with it.

Here is a hint: Either someone at CBS News needs a geography lesson, or someone named Sarah Marquis has discovered a way to defy the law of gravity.

Granted, the CBS News story about Sarah Marquis is worth reading, but the home-page headline about the story describes a physical impossibility.

Why? Well, see for yourself with the following map.

Unless one is capable of walking on water, one can’t hike from the continent of Asia to the continent of Australia.

Then again, there is a remote possibility that Sarah Marquis received training from the same Korean martial arts master who taught Remo Williams how to run on water. Do you suppose that she can dodge bullets, too?

And Then There Were Two
Ann Coulter has foot-in-mouth disease.