This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ brought back fond memories of happy-go-lucky, unity themed Super Bowl halftime shows for me. I wasn’t the only one who had something to say-this one brought on another tsunami of captions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (cathymv) – “The First Lady was naked and jumping up and down on the bed in the Lincoln bedroom, laughing and singing. Obama walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look ridiculous; what on earth are you doing?”
She says, “I just got the results of my annual physical and my doctor said I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”
She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, “Yeah, right. And what did he say about your big old ass?”
She says, “Your name never came up!””
2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Let me introduce you to two of my friends, “Hope” and “Change””
3) (fustian24) – “It’s Michelle and Hillary in a cage match to the death. Is Michelle’s upper arm strength a match for CanklePower?”
(rodney dill) – ““Donald Trump shoulda not called my butt, “YUUUUUGE!”””
4) (Jeffrey Ostermiller) – ““If Hillary stood by her man while he screwed other women, I can stand by my man while he screws America.””
5) (Brian Brandt) – “If you like your front teeth you can keep your front teeth.”
6) (Joe_Miller) – ““Who do YOU think gets to be on top?””
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to some rather overlooked gem:
(RestlessLegs) – “How to stop a boy’s puberty dead in its tracks.”
(Rick Adams) – ““I’m here to kick ass and eat arugula, and I’m all out of arugula.””
(Retired military) – “Hillary vs Michelle
Thunderdome
Two men enter, one man leaves.””
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
