Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners December 18, 2015

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured America’s favorite Grinch. In the spirit of the season, there were two winners for each ranking. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “How can I use this fish to push more gun control?

(fustian24) – “Luckily for Obama, Douchebag-Traitor season is still a couple of months away.

2) (Diogenes) – “He said his name was Abdul. A friend of yours?

(yetanotherjohn) – ““So you’re saying global warming caused the fish to split open like this.”
“No. I used my knife and cut it open.”
“But it was global warming that caused the fish to split open.”
“No, it was my knife.”
“I don’t understand how global warming did this, but obviously it is a bigger threat than terrorism. Hey secret service, this guy has a knife.”

3) (David Robertson) – “Bear Grylls: “Uh, just what is this?”
Obama: “It’s dog. I killed it so that we could eat.”
Bear Grylls: “Damn it! It was pulling our sled. Now how are we to get back to civilization?”

(cathymv) – “A fish named Obama – The story of a Country, a failed Marxist Ideal, and a man so narcissistic he couldn’t shoot fish in a barrel because he saw is own reflection.

4) (rodney dill) – “Bear: “You know I almost let this Chinook go. He stuck his head out of the water and said in a monotone voice, G’d evening to me a couple of times, but I caught ‘im anyway. ”
Obama: “…Wouldn’t have wanted to miss out on salmon chanted evening.”

(RestlessLegs) – “This is awful. How can we blame Republicans?

5) (retired military) – “Obama “Are you sure that is all that is left of Jeb Bush after the last republican debate?”

(Brian Brandt) – “Obama thought bubble: “At least this one didn’t jiz on my shoe.”

6) (Bird666) – ““It’s dead, sir. And all you did was touch it. That’s amazing!”

(Hank_M) – “I was going to say that this tastes just like chicken but Putin already says that about you.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(Porkopolis) – ““Sir…It came along with a note from Putin. Says you’ll soon sleep with the fishes, he’s keeping Crimea and is taking Alaska back as well.”

(ChrisB01886 ) – “No Mr President, Obamacare will never bring this back to life

(And what the heck-this one got some votes too-thanks everyone!
(sarahconnor2) – “Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Get a man to vote for Obama, he eats every day while you catch the fish for him.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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