This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated two legends in their own minds. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Retired military) – “On the left is a comedian, on the right is a joke.”
2) (Rick Adams) – ““…and did I mention that I took out Bin Laden?””
3) (EricSteel) – “Two bigger boobs than Kate Upton.”
4) (Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “The light goes on over John Stewarts head when he realizes that he’d make a better President than this guy!”
5) (FormerlyAnonymous) – “Parody news meets parody presidency.”
6) (guido81_MA) – “Comedy Central, where clownish presidents go to discuss policy.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to Retired military (who was on a roll!) In its place here are two more great captions:
(Brian Brandt) – “O.K., Jon, so John Kerry and Ali Khamenei walk into a bar, and Kerry sez “Ali, I’m buying. What’ll you have?” And the Supreme Leader sez “Damn right you’re buying. I’ll have a harvey wallbanger.” And Kerry sez “I thought you guys didn’t drink.” And Khamenei sez – get this – he sez “I’m not cheating. This is for domestic research purposes only.””
(Mjolnir) – ““… and then I told Kerry the secret to becoming president is in the corner of the Oval Office. That was 2 days ago and he’s still looking.””
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
