Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners July 24, 2015

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ celebrated two legends in their own minds. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
President Barack Obama talks with Jon Stewart between segments of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in New York, N.Y., July 21, 2105. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “On the left is a comedian, on the right is a joke.

2) (Rick Adams) – ““…and did I mention that I took out Bin Laden?”

3) (EricSteel) – “Two bigger boobs than Kate Upton.

4) (Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “The light goes on over John Stewarts head when he realizes that he’d make a better President than this guy!

5) (FormerlyAnonymous) – “Parody news meets parody presidency.

6) (guido81_MA) – “Comedy Central, where clownish presidents go to discuss policy.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to Retired military (who was on a roll!) In its place here are two more great captions:

(Brian Brandt) – “O.K., Jon, so John Kerry and Ali Khamenei walk into a bar, and Kerry sez “Ali, I’m buying. What’ll you have?” And the Supreme Leader sez “Damn right you’re buying. I’ll have a harvey wallbanger.” And Kerry sez “I thought you guys didn’t drink.” And Khamenei sez – get this – he sez “I’m not cheating. This is for domestic research purposes only.”

(Mjolnir) – ““… and then I told Kerry the secret to becoming president is in the corner of the Oval Office. That was 2 days ago and he’s still looking.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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