Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners May 22 2015

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen_Macklin) – “Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the door and see all the right wing bitter clinging racists.

2) (cathymv) – “A pretend President is staging a pretend duel with a pretend Putin, with pretend guns, pretending to be Denzel Washington

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “I just can’t believe the new James Bond plot. The villain gets elected twice to the US presidency, wrecks the economy, destroys healthcare, pisses off our allies, helps our enemies get nuclear bombs, throws away our gains against terrorist, sends the IRS after political opponents, has his attorney general smuggle guns which are used to kill a border patrol agent, doubles the debt and then tries to get elected a crazy old lady who helped him kill a US ambassador in Bengahzi.

4) (rodney dill) – “NEVER SAY NEVER TO GOLF

5) (Rick Adams) – “…they were immediately escorted off the Sidwell Friends playground for their violation of their zero tolerance weapons policy.

6) (Paul Hooson) – “Pussies galore..

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Stephen Macklin’s entry. The following two captions received Readers Choice honors as well:

(914) – “One little step for Man… One giant set back for Mankind..
(RestlessLegs) – “Go ahead, CO2… make my day.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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