Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners February 20, 2015

February 20’s contest Weekend Caption Contest™ was epic, featuring the man who chaired the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings (no, not the guy at the microphone). There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment that week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “Objects in rear are smaller than they appear.

2) (Rick Adams) – ““It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

3) (fustian24) – “Let me do to you what Barack has been doing to the rest of the country…

4) (Bird666) – “Hey baby, I’m old enough to remember when harass was two words!

5) (914) – “Where will you be when viagara strikes!

6) (Paul Hooson) – “The only time this administration could be described as “hands on”.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to rodney dill. Here are two more entries that got lost in the shuffle:

(cathymv) – “Do you feel old age creeping up on you, Stephanie?
(guido81_MA) – “Honey, I’m harder than an ISIS question for Marie Harf right now.

That’s all for now. Have a great week!

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