Weekend Caption Contest™ Christmas Hangover Edition Winners

The Christmas edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ was somber and muted affair. Nah, just kidding, it was the usual hootenanny which I just never could get to for judging. My New Year’s resolution to be more prompt is your gain! The assignment was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “That’ll shrink your ornaments!

2) (Rick Adams) – “As God is my witness, I thought elves could fly!

3) (guido81_MA) – “You’d better watch out, you know he can’t swim
And not one of us elves wants to mouth-to-mouth him
Santa Claus Is Coming To Drown

4) (sarahconnor2) – “Looks like somebody forgot to invite some Ho-Ho-Hos.

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “A really cruel santa swims in the tears of all the disappointed children.

6) (Vagabond661) – “Last one in is a rotten eggnog!

The Readers Choice Award went to fustian24’s winning entry. In it’s place we offer a very Seinfeldian caption:

(Rodney Dill) – “SHRINKAGE!!!

A new edition of the contest will debut Friday morning.

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