It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
I know I’m well behind in winners announcements, but all will be caught up to date Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
With declining media support, the Obamas are forced to find new ways to portray the President with his customary halo.
Apollo Creed guns on her.
Beyonce: “Ladies, this isn’t what I meant when I said ‘put a ring on it.'”
Moocherlle-Antoinette does the Odd-Job.
Here we see Michelle clearly demonstrating the Obama administration policy of dealing with a crisis: distraction!
Other props off camera include a shiny ball and a squirrel.
Moocherlle-Odd-Job on hearing why Zero and Bo demand separate jet aircraft for vacation trips.
Zero can’t fly with a dog because he’s a muslim.
And Bo won’t!
Can’t we just see Miley Cyrus at the Video Music Awards again? This is torture.
Twerking for donuts
Michelle Obama visits an innovative vocational school that trains young people for a fulfilling career as carneys.
Carneys my butt. With the rules changes we’re seeing, this could be an NFL quarterback in the future.
At first, Michelle was watching the kids toss the rings… and then cameras showed up.
Getting kids used to the ZEROS of the Obama Administration.
I heard they were thinking about rebooting Xena Warrior Princess, but Hollywood’s love of the Obama’s is just pathetic.
Use these as hula hoops you fatass kids.
“Uh, ma’am, it was my turn. Ma’am. Ma’am?”
Following in the footsteps of Solyndra, Area 51 gets in on Obama’s ‘green jobs’ initiative and shows-off its contribution.
Halos for democrats, halos for democrats.
And all the time I thought she was tossing his florescent condoms.
Kids still don’t like Michelle’s lunch food even when it is fashioned into Frisbees.
Kid thought bubble “I thought seals were supposed to use beach balls in their act”
Michelle thought bubble “I don’t see what Barry thinks is so hard about this golf stuff.”
A school distracts Michelle with shiny objects to keep her out of the cafeteria.
Michelle awards a posthumous halo to Travon Martin.
One ring to bind them all. How’s that working out for you Mrs. Obama?
Michelle Obama puts the “O” in UFO. Unidentified Feckless Obamaplan
All right America, come on down and play “Obamacare”. First, there will be a ring toss to determine what medical procedure you can receive. So do you want to keep your heart bypass surgery scheduled for Tuesday or take the operation behind door number one?
“Girls, girls! Whoever thought of this game? I take off my pants and you toss those rings…”
George Zimmer: “This photo will make Paul Hooson make penis ring toss jokes. I guarantee it”.
George Zimmer: “You’re Going To Like The Way Your Penis Looks With These Rings On It. I Guarantee It”.
This wet dream gets even better in 3D….
A man had a housefire. But, he was just fine. He was away playing penis ring toss at the time…
Paul, we have to capture this pyromaniac. He’s setting way too many housefires.
Agreed! But, he does give me the opportunity to hang a few jokes on his evil acts of arson.
“Oh, I had this sex dream last night. But, then it turned into a nightmare when the First Lady shows up….”
Traveler One: “What’s much worst than penis ring toss?”
Traveler Two: “Spending the night in one of those crummy Motel 6 handicapped rooms because all of the other better rooms were all taken and filled…”
Al Gores ‘s eco-friendly cabin in the Yosemite forest caught fire last month. Latest reports have that it’s still burning with just 3 of its 67 rooms receiving minor damage so far.
Michelle Obama looking more manly than President Obama kicking a soccer ball.
To be fair she looks more manly than Barry in almost any situation.
No one is quite sure how this was supposed to degrade Syria’s chemical weapons capability, and targeted is questionable, but there is no doubt it is limited.
Once again, we can get down on our knees and thank God that Michelle does not support “Go Topless Day”!
(Michelle thinking) Maybe our school lunch problems are related to these new plates we’ve been using?
If you look closely, you can see the number of Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest winners for each of the last three weeks.
Oh, did they post it again for more comments this week? Must be the NH air that has them blissful in the pine cone dust!
Michelle kills time waiting for Barry to arrive at his latest press conference (or perhaps she was waiting for the caption contest winners to be announced, the wait is pretty similar).
“I’ll give this green ring to you because I want the blue one. It matches my dress.”
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physical therapy now!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.