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Disguised miniature drones fly in formation as the President circles the White House looking for a clue.
Bird sh*t!
No. That’s the President…
Obama loves birds.
In fact most of his policies are for the birds.
And, high overhead, buzzards are also circling.
The Press flutters around the President trying to cheer him up.
Somehow I always thought his cabinet had, you know, people in it.
This explains a lot though.
And if Obama had a brain, it would look a lot like one of these.
The atrocities of the Middle East weigh heavily on the President.
Just kidding!
Couldn’t get a morning tee time again.
Obama’s foreign policy.
It’s when doves cry.
Going to the left again, Obama believes that going to the right is for the birds.
Once again obama finds himself locked out of the White House after Michelle caught him eating a cheeseburger.
Or maybe it was Sunny.
Birds fly by in the “Missing Man Formation,” a tribute to the empty Presidency of the past 5 years.
The President wonders where he left his bird-shit-colored sport coat.
These new drones are great. Now if we can just get them to explode.
Uh oh. Somebody just got their role for the Whitehouse amatuer theatrical production of “The Butler”.
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Pooping on you.
Five birdbrains.
If you look closely, you can see the wires.
Okay now, shift aim a little to the left.
Michelle conked Obama on the head again. ww
Somewhere there is a Rodeo clown smiling at the white spot on Obama’s head.
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I screw up the country.
News flash. We are still checking on the chickens, but we can now definitively report that the sparrows have not come home to roost.
One is the loneliest number, especially when the birds gang up and poop on you.
At least Obama can take comfort that Hillary is right behind him the whole way. She’s not going abandon him to the birds.
I like to think it’s the spirits of the four Benghazi victims haunting him.
Buddy, can you sparrow a dime?
Birds don’t want bad seeds.
Someday soon, the new Birdman of Alcatraz.
The albatross hatchlings spot a juicy target.
It’s Obama! Time to migrate!
In an attempt to drum up sympathy for their failing idol, the MSM comes up with:
NEWSFLASH! President assaulted from the air on his way to work!
Wanna bet those birds voted for Obama in Philadelphia?
We know they aren’t democrat voters.
Even a bird-brain wouldn’t vote for that man.
But I thought it was flies that hovered around a steaming pile of horse dung?
The Birds of Crapistrano have had enough!
The Blue Bird of Transparency is dead.
The white shadow of despotism !
If bird-shit had a son, it would look like Obama!!
Obama – giving America the bird for four years and four more to come.
St. Obama IsASissy is seen communing with birds and woodland creatures
5 lifeforms that indiscriminately crap on people and important papers
Birds to one another: Come’on guys, let’s get out of here before before he tries to catch us for Michelle’s bird soup!
A sign of new world order: The Queen of England has a goose, and our Praxident has a sparrow – one swims majestically in a pond, and the other sits on power lines and craps on heads.
The sparrows get it: that’s a crow dressed in a man’s suit and he’s coming to get them.
Obama went looking for Samantha Power, the UN Ambassador, and all he found were a bunch of chirping heads so he knows she must be close-by.
“Cue the pigeons… cue the pigeons!”
You birds get the hell out of here! Whaddya think this is, Cinderella!?
“What the air speed velocity of a fully tax-ladened swallow?”