It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners for last weeks contest and this week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
America’s message to Obama: “Get the flock outta here.”
Drones. Drones everywhere.
George Zimmer: “You’re going to look like bird shit in this suit. I guarantee it!”.
I hear that new Gus Van Sant remake of THE BIRDS isn’t very good.
Soon, both the birds and the jobs will go South for the Winter….
If this were a Disney movie, those birds would be chirping “The Imperial March”.
I hear that new Disney movie isn’t very. Bad casting….
I’m not sure why they didn’t cast Morgan Freeman as the president in that new Disney movie? He’s at least convincing as president….
I wonder if that new Booson dog is a bird hunter?
All the Nobel Peace Prize winners have the dove escort.
“Where’s that Marine with the umbrella when you need him!”
The birdman of scandal land
Bird 1: “Hey, did you hear about the dyslexic Viking?”
Bird 2: “No?”
Bird 1: “Well, first he burns the place, then he pillages it….”
“Come on guys! Let’s slip the surly bonds of Earth and get away from this madhouse.”
Bird 1: “Hey, there’s not much here .”
Bird 2: “Ok.’
Bird 3: “Let’s go to TRADER JOE’S. A lot of what they sell should be thrown out…”
This presidency is for the birds!
Bird One: “Gee, this remake of THE BIRDS is really bad.”
Bird Two: “Yeah, worst than Ben Affleck as BATMAN….”
CHAD (Bono) & (Ron) JEREMY
Deprived of NSA and IRS intelligence to monitor his foes, Obama turns to Varys, from the Game of Thrones for inspiration, and creates a network of ‘little birds’ to gather information.
At last Obama has a meeting with his intellectual equals.
Headline MSNBC news
President Obama survived an aerial attack at the White House today. The three white attackers are thought to be members of a racist fringe element of the audobon society..
I think this administration is going to the birds.
Consulting the Augury, birds flying from left to right mean 3 1/2 years of continuing economic doldrums.
Sparrow’s to Barry: “Your going the wrong way Bird brain!”
Hey, let’s get the peck’er head!
Three flew over a Cuckoos nest!!
PULL!
Four Swallows and O So Hollow
Obama singing:
“Why do birds
Suddenly appear?
Every time
I’m out here?
Just like thee*,
They want to be
Close to Me”
(* Had to make it rhyme. My apologies to Karen Carpenter)
Once, we were eagles. Now, we are sparrows.
Bird thought bubble:
“If I had a human son with my brain capacity, it would look like Obama.”
A flock of attack swallows are about to carry away this air-head.
If Obama had a bird, it would look like America’s middle finger. (the sparrows are just incidental)
C’mon guys! One of us has *got* to be able to figure out how to poop on him. Since there’s no way he’s getting a statue, it’s our only chance!
Director Gus Van Sant would like to take this opportunity to apologize in advance for this simply horrid and wholly insensitive re-enactment of that King Kong and flying bi-winged airplanes Empire State Building scene from his upcoming movie. – Sorry…
The Air Force Thunderbirds just aren’t what they used to be.
Even the early birds don’t want this worm…
Obama – The early worm is for the birds…..that’s why I get up at noon
Birds: Chirp, chirp, chirp… Obama: chirp, chirp, chirp… ah, they speak a common language and we don’t know what either is saying…
Let’s see, four doves for peace! What is happening then in Iraq, Afghanistan,
Egypt, and Syria? The hawks of war are upon us, I’m afraid.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.