It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Putin: Is that hooson’s hand up your ass?
Rodney, I’m deeply sorry that Putin confused you with Rodney King in the joke above. But, he’s Russian you know, and isn’t so good with local news here in the states….
I’m sure we’ll shake on it…
…after you wash both your hands to the armpits.
I liked your joke up above. It was good. – I’ve been moving all week long, so I’m pretty dusty right now. – But actually, I’m something of a germophobe when I’m at home cooking. My brother loves it when I cook, because it’s an ultrakosher operation…. things are so clean it’s nearly absurd.
Putin: “Who would your son really look like? Joshua Reddin? Julian McKnight? Lloyd Khemradj?
Obama:”uhm…sure, Michele is on the table.”
OK Barack. You win. I promise Russia not discriminate against gay gymnast, swimmer or track athlete at Winter Olympics.
“I knew real communists Barry, you’re not even close! Get over it!”
Da, Syrians…..and don’t call me Shirley!
Glad you liked the dinner. You’d be a little less obvious if you didn’t make that face and lean over so far
Reporter at Press Conference:
Obama:
Nuthin’ but nyet.
He who smelt it, dealt it!!
That’s a killer impression of Jeff Dunham’s Walter, Barack!
PUTIN: C’mon, if one of our intelligence officials defected to the US, you wouldn’t send them back.
OBAMA; I’m still not talking to you, so there!
I sorri, dhat my best Joe Biden joke…
Putin asked Barry what his picture will look like on the new $1 million dollar bill.
Putin just took Barry by surprise when he asked him why he wore his watch on his left wrist when he’s left-handed.
…after the triple dog dare Obama protested, but knew he would have to now stick his tongue against Hillary Clinton.
Putin: “So, how do you handle the scandals in your administration?”
Obama: “Like this: I see nothing!”
Well, that’s another suit that Obama has a hard time filling….What’s that?John Banner’s suit from HOGAN’S HEROES. – Funny photoshop picture!
Putin “last week on Wizbang. What was the meaning of the invisible man’s entry?”
Obama “Like so many things I have no clue. But hey he won 6th place”
Putin “” What is the meaning of this phrase “economic growth”?”
Obama “No clue”
Oh wait. I know. Of course, more people using food stamps. Thank God for Nancy Pelosi’s brilliant insight.
Putin “You said after the election you would have more flexibility. That is what you said”
Obama “We’re trying to have a serious discussion here.
Quoting what I said is an ad hominem attack.”
You didn’t hear me say this, but If you had watched Fox News, you would have known that my statements have expiration dates.
One is a dictator who rules his country with no disregard for the law, controls the media with an iron hand, uses the govt to go after his political enemies, and is running his country’s economy into the ground. The other is Vladmir Putin.
Putin “I have studied Karl Marx. I have read everything Karl Marx has ever written. I feel I know Karl Marx. You sir are no Karl Marx”
Obama “One does what one can”
Putin looks in Obama’s ear to see if there is anything actually in Obama’s head.
Putin “Why does the teleprompter say “shrug and make face”?
One KGB Borscht fart ends America’s worst nightmare!
That feels good. Touch me there again.
Putin asks Barry why he’s making a Bob Filner face.
Vladimir putin meets the most disinterested man in the world…. Stay feisty my friends.
Putin: “My non-existent son can beat up your non-existent son.”
A commie and a Putin..
Try it and you’ll see … maybe I’ll push the red button, maybe I won’t. Go ahead, try it!
“Come on… Jimmy Carter kiss Brezhnev, why you play hard to get?”
Obama – “If you don’t play nice with me, I’m not gonna’ talk with you no more!”
Putin – “Now that election is over, time to pay up. Your soul belong to me now!”
Obama – “You smell like fish!”
Putin – “When you swim with fishes, you will smell like fish, too”
The worst Pepto Bismol ad ever…..
Putin: “Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes?”.
Obama: “Arghhhhhhh…”.
Bill Clinton was a friend of mine. And you sir, are no Bill Clinton or even a Jimmy Carter for that matter.
Andropov Putin : ” I guess its mulligan stew for me and you..! “
Putin: “What? You no good at sports or music, so you decide to be no good at
this?”.
Obama: “Uhhhhhhh…”.
“First one smelt it, dealt it.”
Mr. Snowman showed me pictures you and Weiner send each other. I make sure you don’t participate in my Olympics, naughty man. Maybe I show them to that Lena man, yes?
Russian foreign minister tells US to behave ‘like grown-ups’
Yeah it’s not a caption but it was just ever so appropriate.
Ooooh that smell. The smell of death surrounds you.
Obama: Nah nah nah. I can’t hear you. Until you give me back my Snowden I can’t hear you. Nah nah nah.
Putin: Grow up.
You know that Putin granted Snowden asylum because of racism. I mean what other reason could it be (or other reason could this administration even conceive of).
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why don’t we?
We all know that people are the same where ever you go
There is good and bad in everyone
We learn to live we learn to give each other what we need to survive together alive
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why don’t we?
Ebony,Ivory living in perfect harmony
Ebony,Ivory oh..
We all know that people are the same where ever you go
There is good and bad in everyone
We learn to live we learn to give each other what we need to survive
Together alive
Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why don’t we?
Side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why don’t we?
Sour Gripes!!
Would say grapes!! But I just did! lolol
Putin: I veel squish you like the little worthless bug you are.
Obama: “racist”
Putin: “Snowden? Molon Labe.”
(wish I’d thought of that one friday)