It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Stare at evil and See no evil.
Putin diplomacy in its place.
Using Jedi mind tricks, Vladimir Putin causes Barack Obama to do a Stan Laurel impression.
“I’m not playin’ ’til I get a harumph from you.”
Putin: “C’mon, get over it… Bush fell for that ‘pull my finger’ too.”
…and by guessing, “Channel One Fred,” Putin won the game of Charades.
Barack Obama reacts after Vladimir Putin rapidly lists the names of port cities on the Gulf of Mexico.
While discussing Marx, Obama shows that he prefers Laurel and Hardy.
Putin: “I hear that jim m Is so old, cranky and confused, and opposed to your
Obamacare, that he even wrote you opposing DOCTOR WHO”.
Obama : “Huhhhhhh….”.
Putin: “Rodney Graves? Wasn’t he the guy who got beat up by L.A. cops after
he raced his Hyundai in traffic, and then told people, “Can’t we just get
get along?” after people rioted….?”
Obama: “Huhhhhhh….
Putin: “I don’t know why some of your people dislike you so much?…..You haven’t done anything…”.
Obama: “Huhhhhh…..”.
My people? You’ll first have to chat with my race baiter, er Al Sharpton to counsel you on how to refer to my peeps before we go any further.
Barry, why is my gaydar suddenly pegged?
Did you get my sexts?
Another round of “hide the Soviet missile” tonight?
Putin: ” I hear that jim m is going to break that 11,000 comments barrier on
Wizbang this weekend?’.
Obama: “Huhhhhh? I think he thinks he’ll win a refrigerator when he reaches the
100,000 mark….”.
I’ve got a missile crisis in my pants.
Putin: “Who writes the worst Wizbang Caption jokes?”
Obama: “Huhhhhh….Well, it’s certainly not jim m. He never writes jokes, but he
certainly has opinions on everything else….”.
And what do YOU think about Megyn Kelly moving to 9:00pm?
P: You throw baseball like little girl. Now you cry like little girl. Girlie man!
Who farted?
It’s the smell you spread when you have sh!t for brains!
Da, and if I had son, he would look like Stalin.
Excellent!
“Was that you that farted?” ww
Either way you slice the pie Obama, I won. So stop with the sour puss, already.
That’s nothing, Vlady. Our NSA can deliver me emails, voicemails, everything my political opponents say in private, all to my Blackberry with the push of a button. Can your barbarians in the KGB do that?
Oh yeah? Guess who trained that sumabitch who told you how to do that?
The reset button’s in my pants.
…and if I had a daughter, she’d look just like you.
Putin: I told you that I am giving asylum to Snowden. Pouting and whining will not change my mind.
I like your joke Jim M. I voted it up. – Your 10, 918th entry here on Wizbang is your best ever! But, that’s what they say, 10,918th is the charm!
President Obama reacts as President Putin of Russia shoves America’s diplomatic reset button up President Obama’s ass.
You could have avoided this NSA scandal if you simply killed your political opposition like we do here in Russia. The public is fickle, they lose focus–try that next time, you’ll see.
I’m much more flexible, see?
Barack, if you keep making that face, it will stay like that.
I got that same message from Carlos Danger
Barack I told you socialism doesn’t work
Oy. This man gayer than three dollar ruble.
Let them eat cake.
Obama does his best French impression to scare the Russians.
Apparently Putin is not in good odor with Obama.
Gaze into my eyes.
No
Gaze into my eyes!
No, you can’t make me!
So exactly how is Putin worse off because Obama won’t meet with him? I mean talk about setting up reverse incentives.
Interesting. So you set up these camps in a wilderness, send all your political opponents there and then work them to death. Now that is an idea worth trading for. Sure, we’ll withdraw all our troops back to the US. I’m going to need them to run the camps anyway.
So Michelle is lying there looking like this.
Hey Mr. Hegemony, I only counted 50 stars on your flag. Are you going to blame that on your stupid sequester too?
In a gutsy move, one of the patriotic State department briefers told Obama Putin was a secret member of the Tea Party.
No I don’t have a birthmark on my forehead. That was the other guy.
Look, I want deeper gulf coast ports like Charleston, SC and you want a warm water port like Gibraltar. I don’t see any reason why we can’t make a deal.
You know with the really old vampires, you can see it in the eyes.
In a stunning breakthrough of smart diplomacy, the Russians agreed to the “Blue suit, Blue tie and White Shirt” proposal of the Obama administration. All they had to give to the Russians in return was Eastern Europe.
Would you please get me removed from Michelles “How to fight obesity” email list. Trust me, this is not a problem for me or my country.
It’s agreed then. We both set ourselves up as president for life and use the other’s troops to quell domestic opposition.
“Hit that reset button as many times as you like, Barry, It won’t make the slightest difference. You’re still a stupid ineffectual naif who occasionally rises to the level of useful idiot, and crying won’t help you either”