It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Woman One: “I saw Weiner’s sext photos, but I don’t think he’s 12 inches like he claims!”
Woman Two: “I agree…..Otherwise, it would be a foot!”
Huma: “In the Arab World, Weiner beats you.”
Weiner puts the Rockin’ Robin to shame.
That’s it! No more Huma’s for you.
“Just when I thought that it was safe to go back on Twitter…”
Huma is known to be an enthusiastic Wiener Spitzer…
Some girls prefer to sip, while some like to swallow….
Reporter: “Huma? What to you call date night at your house?”
Huma: “Cocktail hour.”
Woeful whiner Weiner watches wounded wedded woman wield weapon of winning Wiccans, witches, wizards & warlocks with woodies, who write-in wrongdoers.
Weird!
The only mayor this Weiner can be is an Oscar Mayor Weiner.
After slightly less than 30 seconds of “preparation”, Huma is ready for the bright lights.
While everyone was focused on Weiner for his “distractions”, all eyes suddenly turned to Huma for revealing that she was the one purloining Hillary’s pantsuits from her wardrobe, upstaging her husband and giving her rock star status to the American people.
Shlipdog snitchel for Mayor
News Alert: It’s just coming over the wire that they met on Twitter!
“I love my husband very much…but I love the Mercedes Benz he bought me to say this, even more.”
“And if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.”
“Hillary Clinton told me to stick it out so I did. Unfortunately, so did my husband.”
There’s some late but great material down here, like your’s Cary. I like your jokes…
Guess which one said “I did not have sex with that woman”.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.