It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
One is washed up, lame, fading out of the lime light, nearly crippled, living on the memory of former glory and the other is sitting in a wheel chair.
I hear that NBC is bringing back that IRONSIDE TV show. But, the new actor is no Raymond Burr….
A meeting of three presidents. Presidents Barack Obama, President George H.W. Bush and President George Washington…
The worst Disney Hall Of Presidents ever!
“You took those socks off that witch when the house fell on her, didn’t you?”.
“Two of those Madame Tussaud’s wax president figures aren’t very good. But, George Washington looks great!”.
“We represent two presidents that suck. Two presidents that suck. Two presidents that suck….We welcome you to White House land!”.
“I won’t tell you where I found these comfortable socks!”.
Obama: “I suck more than you!”
Bush: “No, I suck more than you!”
Obama: “Oh yeah! I suck more than all the presidents combined!”
Barbara Bush: “You guys stop it! You both suck!”
“Ok, I get it. You’re a WWII fighter pilot hero. But, must you bring that ejector seat everywhere with you to remind everyone!”
“We have a lot in common. I have Joe Biden. You had Dan Quayle!”
President Obama, President Bush & The President of Quaker Oats….
“Paul Hooson tells me that wheelchair would be pretty bitchin’ with a 100cubic inch SS V-Twin engine on it, but that’s just Paul Hooson….”.
Oh, no! Paul Hooson is back!
Here’s some serious wheelchair, Westcoastwiser. This is badass!
Three what ifs: What if the Quaker Oats guy was a woman….What if John Wayne was Gay….What if a busboy made good….
President Obama is seen going over a list of things he will try to blame on former President George H. W. Bush.
Former president Bush laughs as Obama realizes that his noble peace prize was actually an elaborate prank.
Obama opens his Yankee swap gift, a copy of “My Fathers Dreams” signed by the author William Ayers
Obama: “We’re like the bad Mt. Rushmore. We aren’t very good and there’s only two of us if you don’t count George Washington here!”
George Zimmer: Even the worst presidents look good in their suits….I guarantee it!”
Bush: “Just think if Trayvon Martin would have run into George Zimmer instead. He would have looked good in a suit”.
Obama: “I guarantee it!”
Mr. Bush: Can you help me change my diaper? Ah ha ha!
Depends?
Obama: “You used to be the CIA director. Any good tips on how to spy on people?”
Missed chance, Paul: Obama: “The guy I’ve got over there really sucks. Want your old job back?
“I know Larry Flynt. Larry Flynt’s a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no Larry Flynt….”.
Mr. Bush: I’ll have a mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves. Now, be off with m’lad and be lively!
I wonder how many people can name the movie that is from.
One of the best ever made.
Before they were President. One guy was a war hero, successful businessman, Congressman, Ambassador to the UN, Ambassador to China, CIA Director, and Vice President. The other guy wrote two autobiographies.
The other guy actually got paid for 2 books… no evidence he wrote them.
Paul Hooson: “Oh crap, I accidentally entered one of my stupid caption jokes over at Warner Todd Huston’s column. Oh well, no one will notice….”.
Bush: “Paul Hooson’s stupid housefire jokes must be taking the week off?”
Obama: ” I think they’re on Summer vacation, but there’s his stupid wildfire jokes and campfire jokes…”.
“Ha… I got it… You’re Waldo!”
Putting country before politics, George Bush agrees to an intervention involving hypnotizing Obama with red and white socks. Unfortunately, there was a mirror in the room that kept Obama focused on himself.
“So when your 89 and a retired president, you can where any damn socks you want to, great huh.”
Sure George Bush looks great for 89, but what is really amazing is how good his mother is looking in that floral blouse with pearls.
And then I said–George, this’ll kill you–“I refuse to let Detroit go bankrupt!”
Obama: “Those crazy socks remind me of the time when a salesman took advantage of a blind man, selling him a terrible looking purple suit with yellow stripes….But, at least his seeing eye dog bit the salesman”.
It’s amazing how a man in a wheelchair towers over a sitting president who stands only for himself.
Nice
So FDR, tell me your secret. You where able to keep the country in an economic depression for two terms by excessive government regulations. I’ve only been able to manage the longest post WWII recession and slowest recovery.
Unfortunately the gift was not a surprise for Obama as he had already seen the Amazon confirmation email.
George, I have here an iPod with all of my speeches on it. You have to be really special to get one of these. And I have a set of Region 3 DVDs of 100 film classics for you.
Come on. Only a flaming narcissist would give a present like that.
George is a brave man exposing his back to an Obama.
I don’t really need this wheelchair, I just like making people push me around and wait on me. You get that, don’t you?
It’s kind of nice to see a man be successful and mature enough to just not give a damn about what others think. It’s just crappy to have a sitting president who doesn’t care about anyone but himself.
Bush: “Well it’s time for me and Barbara to go. Hey, I can’t find my wallet!”
George presents a plaque to Barack Obama saying “My initials aren’t B.O. for nothing … I truly stink”.
George’s laughter starts to fade after he realizes Obama was serious when he said “I’m thinking of running for a third term, after all there isn’t anything in the constitution that would prevent that”.
That’s not EVEN funny.
George, about these socks that you gave me as an inauguration gift in January, which one goes on the left?
Oh, it’s Biden calling. Listen in, I told security not to let him into the White House and to tell him he’s no longer Vice President, I decided to replace him with Paula Dean……………….
Bob Filner would be a better choice…
Sadly the one with the biggest balls in that room is Barbara.
Of the three in this picture, I think I’d prefer the one with the white hair to be President.
Even though it’s been decades since he was CIA chief, Bush is apparently still spying on the enemy.
Bush: “The only thing crippled in this room is your presidency Barack.”
“….stand up, God love ya’!”
Apparently Biden is here.
That him on the left… in drag!