It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
The Bush’s laugh uncontrollably when Obama tries to make the case that his healthcare bill will help them.
Barack is beginning to realize they’re laughing at him and not with him.
Bush 41 still stands taller than Obama!
No my socks don’t match. I figured with how hard they were ignoring the mismatch between what you promised and what you did, they’d let me slide
If I had a classy wife, she’d look like Barbara.
“Look at that, Barack. My son’s more popular than you now! Hey, even Carter is!”
“I’m told George H. W. Bush, former President, is here. Stand up George, let ’em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I’ll tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal”
– Obama channels his inner Biden.
GHWB – “Read my lips…No New Taxes!”
BHO – “Read my Obamacare Bill…No More Wheelchairs for you!”
O’Bumbles regales the Bush’s with his “Thousand Points of Darkness” speech.
Read my lips. Way more taxes.
H. W. “Look what O’bumbleCare has done for me.
Good news, George! You *don’t* qualify for Obamacare!
Your “Read my lips, no new taxes” quote was pretty good, George, but not as good as my “If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor” or even my “Your insurance premiums won’t go up” or my…..you get the idea.
“Just keep laughing for the cameras, George.”
“Are you going to let me go after this?”
Bush: “I’m sorry about Trayvon Martin?”
Obama: “What? But, I’m sorry about Randy Travis.”
Bush: “What?”
Mr. President, let me show you my new personal teleprompter. Fits right in my pocket next to my concealed weapon – the Howdy Doody water pistol.
Obama: Let me show you my new Android app. It gives everyone a chance to be a sniveling, spoiled, do-nothing president, and it’s only costs $0.99.
Bush SR. “so is it true that you finally passed up the high GDP point in my administration?”
One of these guys is so full of shit it is running out of his ears.
The other is sitting in a wheelchair with a depends on.
Bush “My son was President too”
Obama “If I had a son he would be dead by a crazy ass cracka”
Somebody help me. Is that Michelle Obama or a White House maid in the background?
(idea and most of the text stolen from another site)
Bush “what are you going to do about Hoffa over there complaining about Obamacare?”
Obama ”
Private Hoffa has dishonored himself and dishonored the
platoon! I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed
because you have not helped me! You people have not given Private Hoffa the
proper motivation!
So, from now on, whenever Private Hoffa f*cks up, I will
not punish him, I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you
owe me for one
Obamacare crap sandwhich Now, get on your faces!
[to Hoffa] Open your mouth!
They’re paying for it, you eat it!
Obama “what would you do if Trayvon Martin were your son”
Bush “well the first thing I would do is punch Barbara right in the mouth? What would you do?”
Obama “tell him to duck”
The gift socks given to Obama by Bush were thigh-high; allowing the President to wade through all the bullshit his adminstration is generating.
Clint Eastwood’s new spaghetti western
The wrinkled
The toothless
And the empty chair.
The man in the wheelchair meets the empty chair.
A mismatched suit, and an empty suit.
George H.W.Bush, “I’m just like Trayvon. I’ve got a bunch of white guys with guns following me everywhere.”
So, have you heard the one about the post-racial president?
It’s called a Wookie alert necklace, Mr. President…..comes with a poison pill for you.
“It’s good to be back in the Oval office. In fact, at my age, it’s good to be anywhere.”
You think my socks are weird…you should see my wife’s panties.
You might as well. John Adams and Thomas Jefferson did.
“Your pulling my leg. She’s really your wife and not your mother?
Your jokes are great. I like your sense of humor. Good stuff, Cary!
“It’s nice of you to invite me to the White house. My son never did in eight years.
Obama: “The last time I saw socks like that they were sticking out from under a house.”
And Barry, if I could crap a Commie, he’d look just like you.
Barry, I’ll tell you what to do with Helen Thomas. Have her stuffed and mounted. Put her in the White House Press room up in the front row and every so often have her voice on tape saying: “Mr. President, I think the Jews should go back to Poland or Germany.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.