It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“I really wanted to interview “that son of a bitch from Kenya” and “his lard ass Wookie wife”, everyone is talking about.”
Yes, my budget deficits are triple my predecessors. But what does it matter if the country is broke and destitute when you’re 14 – I got mine!
“No man stands so tall as when he stoops to lie to a child.”
Boy: Mr. President, taking a leaf from the adult reporters in the White House; and wanting to be just as incisive, can you elaborate on how you obtain such a stunning crease in your trousers? With all the problems in the world and in this administration, I’m sure that’s foremost in the minds of the general public.
Obama: Sarcastic little SOB, aren’t you?
Even a little bit of Drudge strikes fear in the heart of Obama.
Sorry, kid – there’s no lens that can zoom out wide enough to capture THAT ego.
What’s that you’re feeling on your leg Mr. President?
You bow to us now, but you’re sending us the bill for all your spending, right?
Secret Service Agent! Remove that camera from the room and take the storage chip from it as no one is allowed to take pictures of this crime scene until the FBI has finished its investigation.
This is one of the toughest interviews the President has ever had. The Acceptance Committee at Sidwell Friends school have to accept the character of the parents before their children are allowed to attend. This is the 10th and last interview and Mr. Obama is really concerned as he’s been rejected by the other 9 committees.
As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
Mr President.
As a white African American what is your comment on the acquittal of the white Hispanic George Zimmerman.
Obama “The first rule of journalism is that Democrats are good, republicans are bad. They teach that at college but we are working on getting it into kindergarten ciriculum”
As usual the people who interview Obama are his intellectual superiors.
Obama interviews replacement for Janet Napolitano.
Whew, at least there’s a White Hispanic in the running.
Praise be to Allah. I bow down to you, oh little person. Might as well. I’ve bowed down to everybody else in the world — except our taxpayers, military, business owners, religious organizations, patriotic groups, and — lets see, have I forgotten anybody?
My Mom told me not to talk to people like you who die their hair. Are you afraid to show us your white hair, there, buddy?
Hey, buddy, if you had a lifetime lift, it didn’t work!
Thank you for the interview, sir, we’re on 15 second delay and this interview will be on Fox News on Shep’s 6pm show!
“You don’t have to bow to us, Mr. President. We’re not foreign dictators.”
See the girl on the right with her hand up to her ear? She’s translating this into Russian. She’s a KGB agent.
OK, Captain Drudge, now that I have all your names and you’ve confirmed that everyone of you have served 2 years in the US military, if you’ll raise your right hands, I’ll swear you in as US citizens and you can vote in the next election.
Excuse me sir, I have to pee. Do you know where the closest toilet is?
Hey, you aren’t supposed to be asking tougher questions than the regular shills.. er, I mean, journalists.
Pres: “If Bill Clinton was here he’d tell you that your mom looks hot!”.
Clinton certainly say that about his wife.
Our Gang, crack reporters, confound President Obama, caught without teleprompter.
MSLSD targets new audience.
O’Bumbles bows to another superior intellect.
Tell your wife our School Lunch sucks.
Tell your wife our economy sucks.
Tell your wife our job prospects suck.
O’Bumbles finally bows to Drudge!
Obama “just remember that things can always get worse”
kids “Yeah, Paul Hasoon could be your WH spokesman. At least Jay Carney is a little bit funny sometimes”
Don’t be fooled. Paul Hooson is the web name used by Jay Carney.
Obama “Just remember kids things could always get worse”
Kids “you gonna try for another term or is Michelle going to run?”
Of course Obama isn’t afraid of the press. He has a good foot of reach and a hundred pounds on them. If that isn’t enough he can send the IRS after their parents.
Wow. Obama is breaking wind in two directions.
Am I smarter than a 5th grader? No. Next question.
It would be nice if there was at least one grown up in the room.
Obama “If I had a son he would look a mixture of you and the boy on your right.
“I accept your offer to be Secretary of Defense.”
“You do realize you’re talking down to us.”
“With a little Photoshopping, you should be on the internet in your underwear in a minute.”
“What’s harder, dealing with Russia, China, and the economy…or making a three pointer?”
:I’ll have the Caesar salad, pea soup, and brisket of beef.”
“Nobody told it it was going to be a jacket and tie affair.”
“I don’t care about the West Wing, I just want some of those hot chicken wings.”
“Since your president I’ll give you a good deal…Ten 5X7s, 12 wallet size, and two 8X10s for $19.99.”
“She always likes to take pictures at the scene of the crime.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.