It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Due to the holiday, winners will be announced Monday evening.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Sometimes you just have to dance with who brung ya, even if your carrying an umbrella.
To avoid questions on Benghazi, the IRS, and bugging media, the president began a spontaneous tribute to Gene Kelly in “An American in Paris” and began singing in the rain. Meanwhile, Lois Lerner took the fifth.
Apparently Obama has been boning up on the constitution and discovered the part where the president is the commander and chief.
What, the secret service was busy?
Keep it there, and you won’t be left-handed anymore, sir.
Corporal, your certain those are the right co-ordinates to Mooches arugula patch?
Aye, sir.
Obama finally found something he thinks the military is good for,
As usual Obama wants the military to move towards the left.
The White House released it’s new military recruitment campaign: “The few, the proud, the umbrella holders”
The marine tries to settle his stomach after viewing his commander in chief in action.
Dress blue uniform – $400
Govt issued umbrella – $1000
Marine corps training – $20000
Picture of Obama trying to direct a marine in how to hold an umbrella – Priceless
Obama “Come this way a bit. I want to ensure you cover up the hammer and sickle flag behind me.”
Obama “.. and here is the man responsible for the targetting of the tea party groups by the IRS”
Obama shows off his military strategy expertise.
Obama gives the only order he is competent enough to give to the marines.
A little more to the LEFT. The rain appears to be coming from the RIGHT.
Ladies and gentleman, I stand here today to so that you might bask in my magnificence as I proclaim that RAIN IS WET!
Man, I’m late for roll call ONE time…
“This Marine can no longer hold this umbrella because of the sequester cuts.” said President Obama never.
Why didn’t the dumb ass teleprompt from under the roof?
Slinging in the rain, just slinging in the rain..
My greatness shall suffice!
When life gives us lemons, were stuck with them!
Obama: “What do I do? If I tell him to move to the right, then I will be better protected, but a liberal never tells a person to move to the right. So, do I blame Bush for the rain, or do I send Susan Rice out to blame a video?”
Barry’s 911 Benghazi expression –
“Not now damn you! I have a fundraiser to attend!!”
Ooh that’s bad!
Imagine what the Marine on the President’s bathroom detail must have to hold.
Just as with the POTUS, it’s time for Dill and Hooson to chil!
As usual, Barack Obama is only concerned with protecting the Left.
After the trainwreck, Obama absent mindedly sang the Marines’ Hymn instead of the State Farm jingle.
“No, my ass – you’re supposed to be covering my ass!”
I’m lying in the rain
Just lying in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m getting away with it again
I’m laughing at the Repubs
So dark up above
The main stream media has my back
And I’m ready for love
Let the IRS chase
the Tea Parties from the place
Come on Fox News,
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just lyin’, just
lyin’ in the rain!
You didn’t hold that umbrella. Someone held it for you.
ouch!
Obama: I guess the damned thing won’t protect me from falling scandals?
Marine: No, sir; but it probably keeps you from seeing them anyway.
Two doorways, two flags, two microphones… one man.
“Who dares interrupt… Eh… Those are our planes now.”
“I’d better get another medal for this or there will be… trouble.”
And I’m sure if I’d had balls and a little integrity, I’d have made a great Marine too!
“I know the Oklahoma disaster was yours God, but we’re talkin’ employment now, so I got this one.”
“You better hold that umbrella right there. One of the Wizbang readers who claims to hate me actually secretly loves me so much that he’s actually masturbating to my picture right now and it’s gonna rain pretty hard any moment now….”.
Marine: (thinking) “My code is not! God, Country, Pussy, Corps“
Here pussy pussy, nice pussy….
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.