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Typical MSM talk show. 3 liberals vs one republicans.
Obama “and I blamed that on you too !!!”
Carter “yeah!! He blamed that on you too !!!!”
George Sr to Barbara “Who invited the 2 socialists and the letch?”
Horrifyingly, it was the American people.
Even Obama turns away from Carter
Four living US presidents and one that everyone thinks is a ghost.(Carter).
They didn’t tell you about the secret ejection seat on Air Force One? Oh Barack, can you have some fun with Michelle on the way back home…..
Obama: “And I don’t actually have to do anything now that I have the title”.
Wonder why no one but Bush thought to bring his Dad?
Because the other three are bastards.
So, Barack…killed any Mexicans lately?
How about Ambassadors?
Apparently Carter gets his hair done at the same place Barbara does. .
And Bill…thanks for not bringing the harpy!
Are all democrats stupid? Or just these three?
“Hey, Who’s the silver fox?”
“Shut up, Bill.”
With democrats that close, Bush instinctively reaches into his pocket to check that his wallet is still there.
Jimmy: “Ya got any rabbits ’round here?”
Just a few killer ones. Why do you ask?
Its sad, but Carter keeps begging for an exemption from Obamacare.
Obama: “…and now I gotta sell everybody on Syria having Weapons of Mass Destruction… shouldn’t be too hard right?”
Bush: ‘What difference does it make?”
“And the funny thing is, I’ve done EVERYTHING I accused you of doing, but I get a free pass!” Barry chortled. Behind him, Jimmuh thought, “Thank God and Georgia Peaches! I don’t have to go to my grave as the worst president in modern American history!”
“Yeah, I cant believe they re-elected me either!”
Dubya: “I got your executive power right here, Obumble.”
New this fall CBS – Survivor: Modern American Presidency
Charlie Sheen opted out of appearing in ‘Two and Three halves men’
As long as we have each other, we’ll never run out of problems
The way everyone is turning away from Carter…you think he passed gas? I’m just sayin’…
Everybody wanted to wrap this up early so they could all watch Duck Dynasty.
Barry: “It’s true…. mine really is bigger.”
Dubya: “…but we’re still talkin’ deficit here.”
Obama: “I’ll still blame you… but we all know Carter was really the worst President… He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”
Current top trending hashtags on twitter: #WhackARabbit, #CloseButNoCigar, #MissionAccomplished, #WouldntBePrudent, and #IBlameBush.
This group of notable leaders has had the weight of the world on their shoulders, in the most troubling of times, making tough decisions and living with the consequences, all to make America a better, safer place to live… President Obama attended too.
The other Presidents try to ignore Carter when he keeps bringing up the old “pull my finger joke”.
The Father, Son, and Wholly Gross.
Joker: “Read my lips. No new taxes!!” Still works after all these years! Ha hahahah!”
The two term presidents ignore the one term presidents.
(Clinton thought bubble) I thought I told the skinny one, coffee black 1 sugar kapish?
“Stop me if you heard this one. One of the marathon bombing victims who lost both legs is so angry that he seeks out a lawyer. He wants to sue the bomber’s family. But, the lawyer tells him the guy who actually built the bomb is dead. The lawyer explains, “You don’t have a leg to stand on”.
…and the victim responded, “Well I’ll still keep and eye out for you if you change your mind.”
Ha ha. That’s two good takes on a terrible joke…
The victim wasn’t a complete idiot… some parts were missing.
“I’m the worst president ever!”. “No, I’m the worst ever!”. ” “Oh yeah! I’m worst than all the bad presidents ever combined!”.
“Nothing like a relaxing warm sunny afternoon with friends enjoying a good teabagging joke over a cold glass of lemonade, I tell you”.
“Strangely, Bill Clinton is the only guy here who knows who to manage an economy, but he’s also the only guy here who can’t manage his penis. Strange, huh?”.
Yeah, he outsourced it to a republican congress, so he could focus on rape, corruption, and sexual harassment which were more his areas of expertise.
“Are you sure that an entire library building was really necessary for a few Donald Duck comics and Dr. Seuss books you had as a kid?”.
Ronald Reagan is so glad to be dead right now.
A question was asked of each of the current and former Presidents. What’s the most difficult problem you face today?
Jimmy: “Rabbits.”
Bill: “Hillary”
Dubya: “Misunderestimation.”
Barry: “Tee times.”
George H.W.: “Depends”
Read my lips, , I did not inhale. Billy’s got a gun. I blame Bush! Got wood?
“Thank God for term limits, otherwise voters would have elected Bill Clinton president for life, and we wouldn’t have had the opportunity to mismanage things”.
Bush 41, thinking about the future, wonders if it’s too early for the Early Bird special at Applebee’s.
One guy who knew how to lead the country, Bill Clinton, and four who don’t…
Now, that’s a funny!
Very dry, Paul.
Even if you throw in Michelle and Barbara, they still make less sense than Duck Dynasty.
“Thank God Paul Hooson’ s computer was broken this week, so he hasn’t written nearly as much crap…”.
If the joke is not about women, Clinton doesn’t get it.
GW Bush, “Hey Obam, who writes the worst presidential jokes?”.
Obama,”Hoo…son?”.
GW Bush, “Aw crap, you guessed it”.
Clinton, “Yeah, and it was a Hell of a lot better the first time that Rodney Dill told it!”.
George H.W.: “Just kill me now.”