It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Maureen Dowd just wrote, “Where is President Bartlett?”
“You know, each of us did the work of two men while in office….both Laurel and Hardy”.
The worst idea for a new Mt. Rushmore monument ever….
Bill Clinton, “I think monkeys are going to fly out of my butt before any of us are on any currency”.
Obama, “I think I should be on the new “Not Worth A Red Cent Piece!”
All of the living presidents from right to left, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Omama, Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush and George Washington….
What the hell happened? That ones actually funny. 😉
Like a cat, I just waited for the right moment to strike with a good Barbara Bush/George Washington joke.
Obama; “My people have often had difficulties obtaining membership to exclusive clubs, but guess which club people seem to think they can’t make be a member of fast enough?”
George41, George43, Jimmy, Bill: “THIS ONE!!!!
“Hey, what’s the Quaker Oats guy doing here?”.
The former U.S. presidents and the former president of Quaker Oats….
Even Carter is laughing behind Obama’s back
Check-out his left hand. He’s laughing because he’s already picked Obama’s pocket!
Looking back, the greatest leader of that group is probably that Quaker Oats guy…
Obama: “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little f’ed up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a
clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f-in’ amuse you?
Dubya: “Yep…Pretty much.”
The photographer carefully framed his shot to leave out the small-talk-generating Teleprompter behind Bush.
George Washington and five president wannabes….
BARBARA:: Drinking a shot of whiskey every time they said “Congress” during their State of the Union speeches was fun, but I don’t think I’ll last too long if I have to drink this every time the clown over there says the word “Immigration”.
Obama: “Hope my talk about immigration didn’t spoil your event.”
Dubya: “No problem, Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.”
“Hey, Barack. I see your wife is being her usual charming self.”
Ya, pissed-off!
“What kind of books to you have in your library?”
“Books?”
Obama: “I’d like to be the first to check out, “My Pet Goat.”
Bill: “More like, “My Pet Gloat….”
The only thing keeping you three assclowns upright is me keeping my hands in my pocket, my dad restraining his fist of death with his left hand, and the tranquilizer I slipped into my mom’s water.
READ MY LIPS, “I hate these fuckin’ guys!”
Well Barack, when you get your library you should take a cue from Jimmy here and call it Habitat for Stupidity.
I think that’s ‘Habitat for Inanity.’
Like the rest of his life, any submissions to the library will be sealed from the public and Eric Holder will surely be the Curator!
It’ll be housed in a closet at the University of Chicago. The Obama administration doesn’t believe in committing very much to paper.
Michelle Obama- “One day I will be President and have a library named after me.”
Obama: Ha!! you call this a library? When I have them do my library, they are just going to give the Library of Congress to me and its going to be all about me me me!!!
George Sr., in an aside to Barbara: woooooookie!!!
Oh! the huge vanity!
Mom always carries that glass in case she wants to take her teeth out.
Not a caption, just an observation. Look at the backgrounds of the 5 Presidents. Bush 43, Carter and Clinton were multi-term governors. Clinton was also State Attorney General. Bush 41 was a Congressman, U.S. Ambassador to China, CIA Director and Vice President.
What did Obama do? He served a half a term as jr. Senator from Illinois. Has there ever been a President with such a thin resume?
That resume is not just thin, it’s fabricated. We’ve never had a President installed without vetting his past, with the media acting with a despicable lack of integrity and bias, with foreign illegal campaign money by the hundreds of million$, with fraudulent qualifying petitions, with the vilest of campaigns, with voter fraud on a massive scale, and with every probability that he is a Manchurian candidate.
He’s almost as much a media creation as Big Brother, and treated much the same way. If any thing good happens, MiniTru rushes to tell us that it’s all due to BB. If anything bad happens, it’s Goldstein, i.e. the GOP.
Who knew that 1984 was a how-to manual for democrats?
Read my lips! The misery index just reached an all time high for George senior.
In the subsequent O’Reilly “body language segment” it was noted that Barry and Michelle were the only ones in a defensive posture. Their arms are crossed.
The Bushes meet the Three Stooges…
In 3D
“Pssst. Barbara. Get… meee… outa… heeeere.”
Unfortunately, the joke’s on us.
World Wide Wrestling Foundation has finally put together a fight card for a Texas Cage Match that I would pay $20 to see. I think Barbara Bush will be the last standing.
Why are these men smiling? None of them are looking for a job in this economy.
I’d give anything to have the one in the middle be unemployed.
I think Michelle is feeling a bit like a “single mom” again.
Who died?
Just a question. If one of these guys throws a punch at one of the other guys, what would the secret service do?
What’s wrong with this picture? Not enough former presidents.
Four Formers diddling with their dicks, Won dickless.
In a scene like this, Barbara is the only one who knows it’s time to have a drink!
“You mean you didn’t have time for multiple rounds of golf, frequent parties and many vacations? What did you waste your time on, governing?”
Barbara Bush thought bubble while giving the three Dummies the evil eye. What a bunch of Maroons!!
GW Bush, “You put the cigars, where?”.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.