It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will for last week’s contest and this weekends contest will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Crap! Another thing I’m no good at!
How the hell did Wizbang get this picture? I ordered the Secret Service to get all the cameras and cellphones. Somebody’s ass is gonna get kicked!
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball
“We often play with our balls at Camp David.”
Some jokes take balls…
Another Obama lie. Everyone knows that Michelle has all the balls in that family.
damn beat me to it.
“Hey, the “Trained Seal” is back, b-a-b-y!”.
BO receiving lots of love
…and like Benghazi, this one too was dropped.
Obama proves he can’t play tennis either.
There is apparently no end to the things that man can’t do.
Obama: “Cut it out Boehner…. There’s no crying in Tennis.”
Obama playing lawn tennis, North Korea playing hardball.
“Now, I’m trying to pander to voters with cerebral palsy!”.
North Korea threatening nuclear attack? Time for some lawn tennis!
“Damn. I play sports as bad as a White guy!”.
Obama: “Was that a strike or a ball?”
“Take that Mitt Romney. Who’s your doofus daddy, who’s your doofus daddy?”.
We can all be thankful that in this time of international crisis, the President is clearly not part of the policy-making process.
“Oh shit, I bet Kevin will publish this on Wizbang for others to hang jokes on!”.
I don’t want to say he isn’t manly looking, but let’s just admit that his support for gay marriage didn’t surprise many people.
Hey, Fustian, Rodney Dill, 914! Wake up! It’s 7A.M,! Time to write the teabagging and UN circle jerk jokes!
It’s 10:00 AM here… I’ve been up 4 hours already.
I have moved beyond such lowbrow fare. I have come to realize that such captions were really beneath me.
I like to think I’ve matured since then.
Cha! …and monkeys might fly out my butt.
Well, I guess the torch has been passed from the old generation of teabagging jokes to the new generation of Roger Ebert death jokes instead. But, old timers like me still appreciate a nice teabagging joke on a sunny Sunday afternoon on the front porch over a glass of lemonade among friends.
People questioned his claim to be an avid tennis player when he called out the score as “50-love”.
His service percentage is somewhere near the unemployment rate.
“Damn, that looked stupid! Oh shit, oh fuck, oh damn, oh Hell!…. oh shit, oh damn, oh fuck!”. – From that great Tony Award Winning Broadway musical, OH SHIT, OH FUCK, OH DAMN, OH HELL! written by Neil Simon.
And as always, the President puts a lefty spin on everything…
“It was Bush’s foot fault!”
He had to borrow these because Michelle took his balls away a long time ago.
Since he started giving back 10% of his income, Obama hasn’t been able to afford golf.
Just kidding!
For once The President and the American Public were completely aligned in their thinking — “What kind of racket is this anyway?”
Talk about your dead rubbers.
When asked later how he got the black eye while playing tennis with Serena Williams, Barry said, “I don’t know, I only asked her how many balls were tucked in her skirt.”
Since no one is quite sure what the hell he is, Obama generally competes in the Mixed Singles.
Is there no end to this man’s talents?
It’s starting to become really clear why the press wasn’t allowed to watch him play golf with Tiger Woods.
Well, this will certainly discourage crazy, saber rattling world leaders from threatening the United States.
After this picture was posted, Switzerland declared war on us.
Followed quickly by Liechtenstein, Monaco, San Marino.and the Williams sisters.
We’ve got no chance. They’ve got Federer.
Funny, I expected him to serve underhanded…
He’s got that Marxist Twist serve. It’s like an American Twist, but it’s all lefty.
I think Roger Ebert could still beat him.
One vote from me for a way-too-soon-death joke. For some odd reason, that’s always been one of my most favorite comedy shticks, although it’s gotten a friend of mine, Gilbert Gottfried, into trouble at times. But, for pure shock value and a ghoulish laugh, the way-too-soon-death joke always wrings out a few nervous laughs.
Roger has been dead to me for a long time.
Before Bush, Ebert seemed fairly apolitical. His appreciation for more popular entertainments balanced Siskel’s preference for more pretentious movies. You could decide on a fun movie pretty reliably by finding one Ebert liked but Siskel didn’t.
But after Bush came on the scene, Ebert went the full Cronkite, and his reviews became strident, humorless, defenses of leftwingery.
I’m sorry to hear that he’s died and my best wishes go out to family and friends, but I haven’t paid attention to anything he has written or said in years.
Ironically, it was much of Roger that ended up on the cutting room floor…
That’s just cold.
A tennis ball? I thought this would be a softball interview.
“Good Grief, It’s a lob!!!”
Obama thought the French Open referred to an exchange student he met back in high school, and the US Open is, of course, his immigration policy.
Ha ha
Fundamentally transforming Doofus!
At this rate he’s going to end up being the first pool player with post-concussion syndrome.
Obama demonstrates how to defend against attacks without use of firearms.
These ball boys are marvelous. You don’t even notice them. There’s a
left-handed one over there. I noticed him earlier. – Max Robertson
Game, Set, Loser!
One reason why Michelle claims she a single mom.
Since the White House is closed to the kids, they were summarily sequestered outside to observe the president’s mastery of the hula hoop, which in itself had to be downsized.
If you think this is good, you should see me throw a basketball, pitch a baseball, shoot skeet, ride a bike…
A game of hoops that Obama can play with some modicum of proficiency.