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Michelle notices Barry’s new stimulus package
M: Is that your secret drone kill list?
B: No, it’s just a list of elected Republicans
M: What’s the difference
Obama shows Michelle his Book of Blame.
Obama: “If you used talcum powder you wouldn’t have to walk like that.”
Michelle: “Hump? what hump?
Michelle: “I thought you said you didn’t like to read.”
Barry: “Lead, Michelle, not read.”
“My PRECIOUS!”
Michelle shows shock after a woman falls out of Obama’s binder.
Michelle: “If I dress like June Cleaver would you be hard on the Beaver for me?”
{Insert gratuitous Godzilla/Wookie/Dennis Rodman/teabagging reference here}
Hey, don’t forget UN circle jerks too!
ha ha
The Socialist Two-Step. It’s the latest dance craze!
…that or the Sequestration Slide
The Wookie Waltz?
:D
“Shutup!” She explained.
Obama: “Okay… so just when are you going to stop wearing that Darth Vader helmet around the White House?”
Michelle: “Toldya it as diesel fuel.”
Behind every great man is a great woman, so the corollary must be …
…a woman who fronts for a great pretender is roadkill.
MO: “Still dickless I see.”
Michelle can always bring a smile to Barack’s lips when she does her Bill Cosby “Jello” impression.
In a measure of austerity for the sequestration, Michelle has selflessly limited herself to only one string of pearls and $100 million dollars worth of vacations this year.
I don’t think that is what Barack meant when he said he wanted to see Michelle wearing a pearl necklace.
If you don’t get the joke, may I suggest some remedial ZZ Top.
Step on a crack and break your countries financial back.
“Hey, I can pull a book out of my ass too.” ww
Michelle greets Barack with the solution to the country’s deficit, the inspiration hit when she was reading an article on Cyprus.
Let the wookie win
If that’s the budget you’re going to submit, our next vacation had better be at the top of the list!
Michelle: “If you grip a golf club the way you’re gripping that book, it’s no wonder you’re a hack Barry”
Ooooh! Is that a condensed version of the Koran?
It’s the Koran on CD… want me to burn you a copy?
Only after you burn your mommy jeans.
When later asked why he had the black eye, President Obama responded, “I just told Michelle that I thought black was supposed to be slimming.”
Michelle, “Is that shrinkage? Did you just get back from the pool?”
Barack, “No a meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.”
Barry(thinking): “Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright, but she’s not there….”
Michelle(thinking): “Here come ol’ flattop, he come groovin’ up slowly…”
Funny you should ask. I just got back from the UN where I met Dennis Rodman!
Michelle’s been listening to Beyonce’s new single…
Michelle…have you heard what happened to Tokyo?
Gawd! Toilet paper on your shoe, again doofus?
Michelle happy means the country is suffering.
Michelle: “That’s it Barry, you’ve got to put one foot forward like this—it’s called walking”.
After two drone near misses, Michelle decides to hunch over more and be substantially nicer to Barry.
It’s like this Barry…I had all our savings in Cyprus.
Trick or Treat?
Michelle, where’s your broom?
Barry…is that an assault weapon in your pants or are you screwing over the country again?
“Hey Michelle, I got good one. A Democratic Party leader and a Republican Party leader are having an informal gentlemanly discussion in a Washington bar. The Democratic leader tells the Republican one that, “I get my voters to vote by taking a very short cab ride, and then give the cab driver a $20 tip, and then tell him to vote Democratic”. The Republican Party leader responds, “Well that sounds like a typical liberal to me. We conservatives do things a bit differently. We take a very short cab ride, and don’t give the cab driver any tip. Tell him to vote Democratic. Works just as good as you, and saves me $20”.
“Hey Barry baby, are those pictures the pictures from that CPAC event, or from the STAR WARS barroom scene. Can’t tell with Donald Trump in the room?”.
“Wow! You just got Fustian’s brand new book about 100 foot tall Wookies who just got back from being teabagged by Dennis Rodman at a UN circle jerk jokes book! Wow! When did it come out?”.
” Hey baby, that can’t be THE WIT AND WISDOM OF PAUL HOOSON? This book has pages and a cover”.
Must be a short story…..
Michelle shows off her – Screwing The Country And Getting Away With It – strut.
Michelle to Barack: Are those Manolo Blahnik’s?
“Hey, Michelle. I’ve just been looking over Secretary Of State Dennis Rodman’s latest document on foreign policy, and I can’t help but say that I’m impressed”.
“Wow! You let Andy Dick figure out the budget!”.
“Hey Michelle. Here’s Secretary Of Defense Andy Dick’s defense proposals related to North Korea”.
Isn’t this how Beyonce does it?