It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Hey that’s just a bunch of photos from Wizbang Pop. That’s Paul Hooson’s latest stimulus package!”
“You stole Harry Reems’ funeral condolence sign-in book?”.
Is this NOT the face of the average Obama supporter??
Happy wife, American strife
Michelle: “Thank God, you’ve finally got out the ‘How to be President’ manual”
Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, beans don’t burn on the grill; took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill; now we’re up in the big leagues, gettin’ our turn at bat; as long as we live, it’s you and me, baby, and there ain’t nuthin’ wrong with that!
Well, we’ll screw it all up (screw it all up), from west to eastside–we’re a dee-lux disaster, bona fide; yeah, we’ll screw it all up (screw it all up)–we finally got to shit in the pie-i-i-i-i
Michelle, you keep that up and I’ll whack you in the head with my White House Tour Guide book!
The Thing That Ate DC.
Michelle has Barack well trained.
She snaps her finger, and he goes to her.
With the stress of being President taking a toll on the First Couple’s sex life, they decide to spice things up with a little role play. Here we see them performing their favorite “Chewbacca and Lando penetrate the Death Star”
The wookie walk of shame
Obama and Michelle replace the Harlem Hustle with the Chicago Hustle
One of these people is ashamed of America, a shyster lawyer, a consummate
liar, a race hustler, and is doing their best to turn America into a
Eurolike Nanny state. The other is …. um never mind.
The other has to convince him to keep destroying America
Michelle ” and then. (hahahha) then, the RnC chief said that Huckabee was a great republican. ” LOL
Obama “never get in the way when an enemy is destroying itself”
Michelle has taken to tiptoeing since the true reason the WH had to be closed to tours was the foundationn cracks she caused by her walking.
Bow down bitches!
That book’s not big enough for all of our off shore accounts!
“Is that the dessert list? It’s MINE.”
Barry, my neck is killing me. All I can see are your silly lookin’ $500 pauper lookin’ shoes.
Michelle: “I can’t believe it. Another week goes by on Wizbang and 92 % of the articles are posted by a single author, no mention of your failed policy in Syria, the economic crisis in Cyprus, the collapse of the assault weapons ban in the senate or your gaffes in Israel. I thought it was a right wing group blog. So what’s up with that?”
the wicked witch of DC yells ……Help me… I’m melting!!!!!
Walk like an Egyptian!
After leaving the UN circle jerk the Wookie, doing the Godzilla hustle, and fantasizing about teabagging Dennis Rodman leers at Obama who is thinking about his golf game while looking at his hand teleprompter.
Look Barry!
Someone pulled the broomstick out of my ass and now I’m a foot shorter!
Barack, you’ve still got your golf shoes on!
“I DO believe in spooks, I DO believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I DO believe in spooks, I DO believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do, I DO!
Cowardly Lion – Wiz of Oz
“Who wants the key to the balls’ jar?”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.