It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Ya gotta go when ya gotta go. ww
Her dance received a score of 7.3 … on the Richter scale.
Who needs exercize balls when you got thunder thighs like that.
I’d planned to gain 20 lbs in my butt this year, but only gained 15. I’VE LOST 5 POUNDS!!!
NASA floats a new theory as to the cause of the recent suspected meteor explosion over the Ural mountains in Russia.
A woman’s gotta know her limitations.
Obama (looking at a nasty thing on floor): “Oooh! That looks like something that came from a dog . . . or my husband’s administration. It’s difficult to tell the two apart.”
Here in NY we have the Harlem Shake, in Washington they have the Obama Shakedown!!
Wow, the press was SOOOOOO on the mark when they compared her to Jackie Kennedy.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!
We got a great big convoy, truckin’ through the night.
We got a great big convoy, ain’t she a beautiful sight.
Forget gun control.
Someone needs bun control.
Flotus Tootus.
OOOH!! Someone dropped a french fry!
I’ve got a really funny comment for this photo – probably the winning entry – but was forced to cut it due to sequestration.
Perfect !!!
Her 40 yard dash time was faster than expected but Michelle Obama’s performance in the shuttle and three-cone drill was the big story coming out of the NFL combine.
She’s definitely got that lineman physique and the stance down!
Oh, last Twinkie in the world,the 5 second rule doesn’t apply here.
Eh~ First lady
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
FLOTUS got back.
The wig will not come off! The wig will not come off! Call before midnight tonight and get a second wig for just shipping and handling. Bamco Wigs are found atop Royalty!
Oooooh! Now i know how Al Roker felt at the white house.
Show us what your husband looks like when he comes up with
ideas.
Do you want us to supersize your Depends?
bobo says looks SQUATCHY to me
Squat and Jerk
Most people use toilet paper not the Harlem Shake to get rid of Klingons.
Where’s sequestration when you need it?
People often turn green right before they throw up.
Mooch having an Al Roker moment . . . .
Michelle Obama brings back the draft.
She Hulk SMASH!
Michelle, teaching the new “Occupy” dance, gets to the “cop car” chorus.
Michelle prepares to screw America yet again.
The Ghostbusters reboot with Michelle playing the Stay Puff Marshmellow man never quite got the reviews as the original.
When Michelle does the Harlem shake, Harlem shakes.
Okay-now I believe that the president is gay.
The First Lady queefs to handily beat a goat in her own Taylor Swift Trouble parody.
Might as well include the original parody here
Flotusaurus
“Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Moochzilla!”
Blue Oyster Cult revisited
They don’t make cowbells that big
“Hey hey hey, it’s Faaaaaaaat Albert!”
I thought Ray Lewis retired
And THIS is how I do poo.
Butt Ugly
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.