Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama visits a pre-kindergarten classroom at the College Heights Early Childhood Learning Center in Decatur, Ga., Feb. 14, 2013. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Inspector Clueless and the search for more revenue.

2) (Rodney Dill) – “Obama: “Wow, your face is all blown out of proportion.
Girl: “Just like your opinion of yourself.

3) (sarahconnor2) – “Obama searches for more children to exploit for his agenda.

4) (Bird666) – “Michelle uses one of these to find the royal penis.

5) (obfuscator) – “Use this to show your daddy how to make his pay check look bigger.

6) (RestlessLegs) – “A hand-held teleprompter seemed like a good idea at first.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to fustian24’s winning entry. In it’s place we honor the next highest vote getting caption:

(retired.military) – Obama cackling “I will get you my pretty.. and your little piggy bank too

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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