It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Obama “Is that a budget deficit I see in your future? It seems to be growing”
Obama looks closely at other possible SECDEF nominees who are more qualified than Hagel.
Girl What do I have to do to be on your cabinet”
Obama “Well first you have to cheat on your taxes…”
Obama cackling “I will get you my pretty.. and your little piggy bank too”
“Not one single dime” quoted the little girl..
“$65,000 and growing” quoted Obama
“$65,000 and growing” quoted Obama
WH press briefing (the next day)
Jay Carney “Under Obamacare gold fillings are illegal. The President ,had a pair of pliers, and took executive action”
Obama “do you see the fly or not?”
Girl “Is that a fly on your forehead? Oh wait. That’s your face”
Barry scrutinizes one of the people who (along with their children and grandchildren) get to pay for his “balanced approach” to reducing the…
Oh, who am I kidding??? That f*cker is no more interested in reducing the deficit than I am in giving Texas back to Mexico.* He’s looking at that little girl – and every other American – as either a revenue source to plunder or else a vote to buy with somebody else’s money.
Bah.
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(*) Giving CALIFORNIA back to the Mexicans, on the other hand, seems to me an idea with merit. Do you suppose they’d be interested in taking Illinois, too?
“That’s one ugly fly Mr. President…”
Little Girl: “If you’re trying to increase the magnitude of your legacy shouldn’t the glass also be rose colored.”
“No you can’t have my lunch money.”
Little boy: “This must be why you think Michelle’s butt is so big.”
Obama: “When I was little magnifying glasses worked real good, now global warming has destroyed most of their enlarging abilities.”
Obama: “Wow, your face is all blown out of proportion.”
Girl: “Just like your opinion of yourself.”
Obama tests potential replacements for Chu, and discovers they all test higher…
Hey kids, that’s the guy that stole our future. Let’s get him!
Where’s school security when you need it?
Little Boy: “I checked yesterday, ‘Bama… her breasts aren’t very big even with the glass…”
Little Girls: “Figures… my daddy says you’re always taking liberties with magni-Vacations.”
Obama searches for more children to exploit for his agenda.
…and at the particular moment MacGruber’s daughter screamed, “He’s got a gun,” and maced him.
Inspector Clueless and the search for more revenue.
I bow to the master.
Obama: “…go ahead and ask, there are no stupid questions.”
Girl: “…but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.”
Obama wants to turn our country into the national equivalent of a stranded ocean liner.
His Presidency is like a Carnival Cruise, but more disgusting.
Obama is personally making sure that that second Amendment is no longer taught.
It’s the Carnival Presidency. No economic power, and disgusting things sloshing everywhere.
The kids said they hadn’t seen this much crap since the last time their cruise ship stalled in the Gulf.
Hey, that’s the same thing the press does for his Presidency.
Makes it look bigger.
I am the President. You are the little people. This is how I see you.
Michelle uses one of these to find the royal penis.
With a magnifier this big I can almost see your prospects for a future! Almost.
Obama: “Wow! your zits are HUGE!”
Obama: “Can you tell me what you think I’m doing?”
Girl: “Still looks like bowing to me.”
Much like WHERE’S WALDO, young students and the president try to find something of substance over at Wizbang.
Much like WHERE’S WALDO, young students and the president try to find something of substance over at Wizbang Pop.
Fixed it for you.
Thanks for correcting my typo, Conservachef!
Haha no worries Paul. All in humor.
Students and the president search for more “teabagging” humor over at Wizbang.
Oh God! Those kids are using those magnifying glasses to look at Wizbang Pop!
No matter how hard he looks, he’ll never find any actual budget cuts
No matter how hard he looks, he’ll never find any actual budget cuts
Use this to show your daddy how to make his pay check look bigger.
Try looking at it my way. It deserves a vote and won’t cost you one dime. Not one dime.
As a class assignment, students and the president try to find something that qualifies Chuck Hagel to be Secretary Of Defense.
Litle Girl: ” Why are there 3 6’s on your head Mr. president?”
Gold filling? Mine!
“If you look very closely like this, you can barely make out the budget cuts I put in.” Obama said to the girl. ww
Are you sure your a Republican?
“Excuse me young lady. I’m looking for a clue.”
Mr. President, there is a big pile of fly shit on your forehead.
Not content with taking all of their future earnings, the Sun King uses a magnifying glass to burn little children like ants.