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DRUDGEBREAKING: Super intelligent fly discovered by scientists. “This fly really knows its shit.” developing…
“Yes I’m absolutely positive that the White House is not bugged.”
When later asked why she hit the President twice, Hillary stated, “…but I saw two flies.”
“Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem” (Thwack)
Sticking it to us like a fly on shit
“Fly on the clusterfuck, shoo fly shoo”
“Fly on the clusterfuck, shoo fly shoo”
William Golding was only off by one letter.
Lord of the Flies
Timely.
He’s aiming for the same kind of society.
The rot begins at the top
“:What does it matter?”
Reporter: “As William Golding might say, “You’re the Lord of the Lies.”
Obama: “Don’t forget the F’in lies…”
Reporter: “We won’t.”
“What is this loathsome thing on me?”…says the fly
For a $5 payment, you can take one swing with the flyswatter. This will reduce the deficit by $200B this year alone.
Flies are attracted to sugar and poop. And Obama is definitely NOT sugar.
Vermin stick together.
The Lord of the Fly.
if it’s young enough, Sen. Menendez will be all over that.
Like a fly on…
“I think I’ll try out that new secret teleporter device that government scientists have been working on, right now. Nothing can possibly go wrong with that….”
Obama’s new budget is already attracting attention.
One adult maggot hanging with another. ww
The worst remake of that famous “Help Me” scene from THE FLY ever….
“Some people think I’m a shitty president”.
“Hey, if you thought that the first term was shitty, then just wait…”.
“Hey, more people thought that I was a little less shitty than Romney. That sort of says something, doesn’t it? I hope? That’s almost an endorsement…”.
One of these things feeds on decay and spreads pestilence, and the other is a fly.
One is a disgusting low-life that performs its ecological function by eating and spreading shit
The other is a fly
Every turd has it’s day!!
Birds of a feather………..or………Nature really knows her shit!
And wouldn’t we all prefer a President that doesn’t gather flies?
New York Times reporter’s question to Obama:
“Mr. President, there are reports that the Iranians have taken control of another drone. Can you please comment?”
(Background: New York Times :
U.S. Navy Denies Iran’s Claim to Have Captured Drone
and
From Blimps to Bugs: The Miniaturization of Drone Technnology)
President Do-Little summons his minion.
Last time Obama had a fly in his face it was Reggie Love’s…
If a rolling stone gathers no moss shouldn’t we expect a busy President to not attract flies?
and the fly says “doc can you cut this growth off my ass?”
It’s official. We have a shitty President.
My God, that fly is tea-bagging the President!
Jesus, “Tea-Bagging”. How funny! To quote the Bible, you’re “a man after my own heart”, Fustian! That’s the damnest thing I’ve read all day!
Under Obamacare, removal of certain skin growths will not be covered.
Now we know what his brain is made of!
This f@#%ing parasite is cutting into my sh*t sandwich search.
Now that’s what I call a flyboy!
“Wow,” said the fly. “What a pile!”
Obama: “I don’t know what you’re staring at… Barney Frank has a fly in his face nearly all the time.
Cruel dude!
But funnnyyyyy!
I about lost it…:-)
President Obama’s initiative to replace the Bald Eagle as America’s symbol suffered a setback moments later, when a Secret Service agent hit the replacement symbol with a bean bag round.
“You’ll swat your eye out, kid!”
Obama’s second term is attracting flies already!
The President poses for a candid picture with scientist Seth Brundle.
“Be afraid, be very afraid!”
I remember when Obama could catch a fly out of the air during an interview. My how the mighty have fallen.