It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Hillary laid to rest all speculation about her concussion by going in front of Congress and making a fool of herself.
Ask me that again and I will EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!
I did not have sex with that woman!
“No wire HANGERS!!!” (Mommie Dearest)
Didn’t I see her in Elf?
A strong argument for the Burqa
Every wonder why Bill Clinton fools around?
You WILL address me as Madame President! Ooops, sorry, wrong prepared statement!
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. — Rodney Dangerfield
Omitted from the photo were the rest of the seven dwarves:
Charles “Camera Shy” Schumer
Babs “Genius” Boxer
Harry “Honest” Reid
Joe “Dignified” Biden
Nancy “Natural looking” Pelosi
and of course,
Barack “Patriotic” Obama
Wanna play ball, scarecrow?
Last time I saw a mouth like that Chief Brody was shooting at the SCUBA tank wedged in it.
“Owww ooooh, werewolves of London. Owww ooooh…”
I want my Maypo!
GMTA
Crap! Missed it. But I have to admire your genius!
So do the other kind. “grin”.
“I am sick and tired of these hearings and I am not going to take it any more!”
Scary, creepy alien critter to emerge from gapping maw in 3…2…1
They took away my precious!
Earlier this week the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) released a photo of the newly discovered species, Screaming Harpius. This human-like species tends to inhabit areas with high BS levels, has a low tolerance for truth, and survives on the graveyard and pet-cat block of voters.
Due to the environmental impact any new construction might have on the Screaming Harpius habitat, the EPA is requiring a permit for any new sewage treatment or disposal system in Washington DC and New York.
http://biglizards.net/blog/archives/2013/01/wherein_i_doubl.html
Determinedly, Dafydd Doubles Down on der Daring Democrat Divination
Predictions
Hatched by Dafydd
Hillary Rodham Clinton Rodham will never, ever, ever be
the Democrat nominee for President of the United States. Not in
2016, not in 2020, not never.
Bank it.
How dare you expect me to change the habits of a lifetime and tell the truth.
Crap, my diaper is leaking!
This is nothing compared to what would have happened if I got the call at 3 o’clock in the morning!
I KNOW!!! FATHER OF THE YEAR???? I couldn’t believe it either!!
New aquatic species: the large mouth bitch
“Your mother sucks [s]ocks [that] [sm]ell!”
JENGA!
Can’t wait for her :PMS to kick in!
I SAID, I. WANT. A. COOKIE!!!!!!!
“Yes, I am wearing new glasses.
They help me with my double vision, which matches my doublespeak.”
“Well Senators, it has become abundantly apparent that when the phone rang at 3 AM, neither Barry or I knew what to do!”
Gee, where is a bucket of water when you need one?
“What difference did I make!”, I believe that says it all.
What difference does it make?
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
I’M STILL WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO TELL ME WHAT THE FRIGGIN’ MEANING OF “IS” IS!
The Hillary, a warrior race far more feared than the Klingons.
What difference does it make if I lied! You voted for Elizabeth Warren and you’ll vote for me too!
And here we have a picture of a rare mythological creature known as the Harpy.
“I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!”
“Nobody needs an assault rifle, just like Rosa Parks didn’t need to sit in the front of the bus!”
The word “honorable” apparently has no meaning anymore.
“I am Kirok!”
Godzillary Clinton.
I have never even MET this Ben Gahzee you keep asking me about!!
Hillary’s audition for The Vagina Monologues.
“Senator Paul, I INSIST you join me for a picnic in Fort Marcy Park!”
Proof PMS doesn’t subside after 35.
Hillary having a bad hair day.
And this invisble paper can be made into invisble money and all our troubles are over