It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
B-r-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-i-n-s!
Lie goeth before a fall.
You see, income equality necessarily means that those whose incomes are up here must come down to this lower level. That’s my take on ‘Fairness’ and that’s what’s going to have to happen in my second term.
This was my BS level last term. Now I’m aiming for this level.
I’m up here and you’re down here, so suck it up.
Move my teleprompter up here not down there..
OOOOOOOO… who knew the voodoo I do?
Lowering the roof.
The income ‘equality’ that my policies seek necessarily means that those higher incomes up here will be lowered to here. What’s that Mr. Henry? Well yes, that may mean less government revenue from taxes overall but it’s only fair… don’t you see.
At some point you’ve won enough Super Bowls. If NE wins again, next year their points will be redistributed around the league to less fortunate teams like Chicago or the Browns. It’s about fairness.
You need to be this tall to serve as Secretary of State.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.