It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Don’t touch my junk!
Obviously, you’re going on the naughty list.
Governor Christie off to visit Obama again so soon?
Al Qaeda has really gone too far this time!
The press visits the White House.
Boehner may not be the right guy to handle the fiscal cliff negotiation.
The Tooth Fairy actually prefers the pat down.
The Fed Chairman used to be more dignified.
It’s good to see that Keith Olbermann is working again.
The TSA agent entirely missed Santa’s AK-47, as being made by elves, it was constructed of wood.
“Where’s the toys?”
“I checked, ’em. Bags fly free.”
You’ve put on a few there Santa. You’re starting to look like the back end of a Kardashian!
TSA: “So Santa… What do you think of Michelle, Hillary, and Pelosi?”
Santa: “Ho Ho Ho!”
“I’m here cause the damn elf union that maintains my sleigh caught wind of Snyder’s Right To Work bill and are protesting in Lansing.”
Big Sis wants to make sure that Santa isnt smuggling anything into the country. Meanwhile that same day 1000 illegal aliens get driver’s licenses in Calif.
DHS profiles and harasses obvious GOP voters. Old, white, male, with lots of toys.
Renowned Coca-Cola advertising icon is finally brought to justice for his crimes against humanity by Mayor Bloomberg’s security forces in NYC. Unconfirmed reports indicate that the right jolly old elf’s hideout was exposed by an anonymous caller identifying himself only as “Gimble”.
I was not aware there was a Santa tax in the Obamacare bill!
ESPN wants to know if Santa is a democrat or just a “cornball brother”.
Santa detained for refusing to acknowledge Kwanzaa.
TSA: “Hey Santa, I wanna ‘dick in a box,’ just like Timberlake on that SNL skit.”
Santa: “You need to be realistic…. You’re far too big a person to be put in a box.”
“Any foods to declare?”
“Just my Schweddy Balls.”
“I’m on my way to see Speaker Boehner… He asked for some rappelling equipment for Christmas… and he’s gonna need it real soon now.”
“Anything to declare?”
“I think Obama, Reid, and Pelosi are morons.”
“…I mean that you’re bringing in.”
Yule be sorry if I don’t get on that flight young man.
A provision of the Obamacare bill requires that Santa no longer discriminate on the basis of “naughty or nice”.
TSA: “I’d really like a new gun for Christmas Santa. ”
Santa: “Pelosi’s right behind me. Strip search her, and we’ll call it a done deal.”
DRUDGEBREAKING: Sandy Claus delivers for President Obama. Developing…
Hurry up, the chestnuts are roasting.
Are those lumps of coal?
Don’t taze me, Bro-ho-ho!
Having sold his sleigh so he can afford health care for the elves next year, Santa has to fly commercial.
For giving away free stuff without notifying the feds, Santa shows up at the courthouse to plead his case. ww
That “bowl full of jelly” is waaayyy over 3 ounces, sir. I’m afraid it can’t fly
Wait until they pat down his kris kringles.
The entire TSA has been put on the naughty list.
Remind me again, how many terrorist has the TSA caught vs how many passengers they have delayed?
Damn! Achmed said this would get my bomb vest past security!
Once you get a taste for reindeer this is just what has to happen.
“Ok Santa, turn around and it’s up the chimney I go.”
“I stuffed my Santa suit with copies of BARELY LEGAL Magazine”. (Creepy music cues up in the background)
You know i’m blocking your view of the man urinating on the conveyor belt. Wand that!
After seeing the man behind me, I thought this was the line to the men’s bathroom.
Now can I have my milk and cookies?
Followed by a full body cavity search that Santa described as “ho-ho-horrible.”
Santa was not happy when he found out HHS had put him on the “No Fly” list.
“I’m sorry, Sir. We have to make sure you’re not one of those cornball Santas.”
“So then I discover that Michelle Obama has released new mandatory regulations on snacks for Santa. What am I supposed to do with 500 million plates of sprouts and other vegan s–t?”