It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
One is smarter and more qualified for the office than the other – but also too young.
Nobody shows disdain for the American people like I show disdain for the American people.
Michelle Obama brought approved snacks to the meeting.
At least he’s not tebowing left and right to everyone else in the world.
Pretty much sums up the conservative response to his reelection.
New Redman Chew ad.
No, Mr. President, you can only do that if you actually EARN your prizes.
“Now Joe…. Did you forget to leave the toilet seat down again?”
Looks like the economy is trying to recover.
I can fix that.
Obama’s plan to stop Iranian nukes.
Making a stern face.
Another GOP economic plan with spending cuts. Get that out my house!
Obama takes a mature approach to the upcoming fiscal cliff.
One contorts and flips, walks a narrow line always on the verge of falling, receives arbitrary high scores from the international community, is pouty, overrated, and possibly quite spoiled… and the other is a gymnast.
I don’t see any punitive but pointless taxes on the wealthy!
The President demonstrates his skills at screwing up his face…. after much practice on the country.
obama’s not impressed with his performance as President either.
When did socialism become an Olympic sport?
Michelle should know better than to ask Barry, “Does this make my butt look fat?” in front of other people.
Athletes have a saying about the silver medal: “Second place is first loser.” McKayla Maroney recruits a friend to provide an illustration of both concepts..
Obama always looks like that when he encounters our Constitution.
pictured 2 people who have in common a London bust, one in gymnastics and the other Churchill……
McKayla must not realize yet that this is the man that stole her future.
America didn’t get the gold in the election either.
Michelle attempts to show the group assembled that she too can do gymnastics…
Somehow a capitalist must have gotten through security.
Smile if you like America!
McKayla Maroney: “Mr. President, this is how you twist your face when your performance is lousy.”
Obama: “Thank you, McKayla. This is just what I need to . . . Wait a minute! Why are you teaching ME this?”
How do ya like us now, SUCKAS!
“Haters be Hating – just saying…”
Best comment ever about Obama.
Upon seeing the President’s “I’m not impressed” face, Speaker Boehner wet himself, curled up in the fetal position, and agreed to implement the President’s full agenda
This must be part of the warm-up for all the back-flips and gymnastics he’s going to need to get out of that whole Benghazi thing.
Simon says: “Do something Nancy Pelosi can’t do.”
That’s just cold.
Truth is a harsh mistress.
It’s twue , It’s twue (in voice of lady from blazing saddles)
…dead tissue often is…
Ooh, BURN.
Of course if they said more than one sentence which made sense that would also apply. Oh wait, Obama is in the picture so forget I said anything.
Well that’s reassuring. For a while there I was concerned about the looming “fiscal cliff” but obviously there is nothing to worry about.
The two finalists in “America’s Whiniest Little Beeyotch” contest were announced today.
Regardless of how many votes that the above entry gets, calling anyone a bitch is going too far. Besides, what McKayla Maroney did during an Olympics medal ceremony (in which she received the silver medal) has been grossly misinterpreted. She did not whine about the medal that she received. She whined (if that is what she did) about her performance that resulted in her not winning the gold medal.
Now changed to “beeyotch”. Wouldn’t want to offend anyone with the caption contest.
For what it’s worth, the original formulation made me laugh out loud. It loses a lot now that it’s more PC.
And I already knew about McKayla.
But the original version fits Obama to a T.
Thanks, fustian24.
I agree, it was funnier the original way but I don’t want to violate any terms of service or whatever was serious enough to get a moderator involved.
It seems we get too much political correct speech policing nowadays. Do we really need it on a for fun caption contest?
BTW, “Beeyotch” is spelled “Biotch!!”
I can’t find either spelling in my unabridged Oxford Dictionary
I use the unabridged slang make up as you go dictionary.
I wouldn’t worry too much.. You aren’t all that close to the line.
He didnt call anyone a bitch. He simply stated they were in a contest to be named a whiny little bitch and they were finalists. Just because they were in the contest doesnt mean that they even qualify.
Regardless of how many votes are cast, DR clearly is giving BHO a run for his money in the mangina contest.
http://pvponline.com/comic/2012/11/14/cry-for-help
I’ll let Kevin be the judge as it is his contest.
Kevin and the moderators can run the site anyway they want to, but my own personal view is that its no big deal, given the nature of caption contests and the propensity to push the envelope on otherwise civil language.
I have no animous toward Maroney or any of the gymnasts that represented our country or the way they behaved during or since the Olympics, yet I’m willing for her to be somewhat collateral damage for a chance to take another poke at Obama.
I have to say I am suprised that a moderator comments on someone being called a bitch but yet Carl calls numerous posters racists and nothing is posted by said moderator on some if not all of those posters. Personally I think racist is much more demeaning than the term bitch.
I get tired of seeing this puke!
Even Obama can’t stand the taste of his ideas.
Having won his election, President Obama turns to the experts in order to take advantage of his new flexibility
Before opening the envelope with this picture, Carnak The Magnificent prognosticated. “A tumbler and a fumbler.”
Before opening the envelope with this picture, Carnak The Magnificent prognosticated. “A tumbler and a fumbler.”
Celebrating an unemployment rate of 7.7%, attained by the growing number of people who’ve stopped looking for work, and therefore are no longer “unemployed”.
Celebrating an unemployment rate of 7.7%, attained by the growing number of people who’ve stopped looking for work, and therefore are no longer “unemployed”.
“I was only reelected with 51% of the vote. I am not impressed.”
“I was only reelected with 51% of the vote. I am not impressed.”
One spent years of preparation and dedication to achieve the American dream. The other is Obama
One spent years of preparation and dedication to achieve the American dream. The other is Obama
“Oh, so Kevin’s got another WEEKEND CAPTION CONTEST, heh?” Well, we better not do anything stupid then.
But can he stick a landing on the fiscal cliff?
But can he stick a landing on the fiscal cliff?
“Can you believe it? Ten states are still counting ballots!”
Because Obama is still pathetically desperate for a mandate.
“Can you believe it? Ten states are still counting ballots!”