It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Michelle wanted me to remind you all to do your sit-ups and stay away from those cheeseburgers!”
“You’ll be happy to know that thanks to my policies, Hostess will never threaten you again with their Twinkies and Cupcakes!”
You want help? Here are ipods loaded with my most inspiring campaign speeches. Government bought, of course
I am a man of words, not action. When I said “I will help you rebuild” I did my part.
Barry-
“I pledge allegiance to Myself, in the United States of America
And to the republic of which I rule, one Nation under Me, with tyranny and servitude for all”
Author- unknown hee hee
Welcome to the new normal! Gotta run now. FEMA got the golf course open.
Will someone bring around the bus and put these people under it?
Jesus wept.
`My name is Obama, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away”.
ewwwww,,, cooties
A DOTUS without his TOTUS.
“So we all agree I should go w/a Titleist this weekend….oh and everyone get in line to sign up on the entitled-list.”
We blame the Hurricane on a bad Al Gore movie…….
I didn’t build this. This is your mess. If I had built it, it wouldn’t be here.
President mistakes cardboard sign for teleprompter. Promises things he will refuse to deliver.
I feel it is an outrage that you would besmirch the reputation of FEMA by claiming they haven’t done their jobs! They have done exactly what I told ………. errrrr, uhhh, ahem
Now, repeat after me: “I pledge allegiance… to Obama…”
“I cant quit Me!”
No, I’m not having a heart attack. Just looking at you and the mess you have made here makes me sick.
Don’t look at me! This is a state, right? That makes this a State Department problem.
Talk to Hillary.
“Darn, I left my wallet in my other POTUS jacket.”
Obama “I said I would help. What else do you expect from me? I mean I said I would close GITMO, pass the DREAM ACT, and create jobs. Let it be written ”
Axelrod “Let it be done”
OT; How can someone look so fucking arrogant standing amidst rubble and debris?
He built that!
you didn’t build that…..
I am giving you my presence … what more could you people possibly want.
You know, Obama’s suggestion to “Let them eat Twinkies” may be a little tone deaf.
Pardon me. I just had a really big meal and boy am I stuffed. We don’t have any food for you, we can’t turn on your electricity or give you running water, but perhaps you would like me to describe the wonderful meal I just had.
Obama revealed his second term policy objectives by vowing that he would not rest until the whole country was equal. Today Obama visited his proposed “equality base line” on Staten Island.
Moi?
“Elections have consequences, folks.”
“Sure, I’ll help…Here’s two bucks. Go by yourself a piece of oak tag and and a magic marker and make yourself a better “Help” sign.”
“I say this from the bottom of my heart…Get lost!”
“I’ll get on this as soon as I get back from the golf course.”
“I’ll help you right now. Let’s see how much change I have in my pocket.”
“I’m at lost for words…There’s no teleprompter out here.”
“Excuse my, Honey. That PRESIDENT Obama, to you.”
“Give me a few days, and I promise I’ll get the Marathon up and running by next week.”
OK, one at a time please. I’ve got 25 more presidential pens to hand out.”
“First thing tomorrow, I’m going to arrange to have all your public basketball courts fixed.”
“I feel your pain…No wait, that’s my indigestion.”
“No problem…Let’s see if I have a spare trillion bucks in my pocket.”
“So what Broadway show do you suggest Michelle and I see tonight?”
“I’ve never seen such horror…Somebody get some makeup for that lady in the first row.”
“Just between you and me…I’d rather be in Vegas.”
“Just be glad you don’t live in Ohio.”
“Achew…I need something to wipe my nose. Pal, can I borrow your flag?
“You have no electricity? That’s terrible, you’re gonna miss my press conference on television tomorrow.”
Mam, I’m sorry to see your roof got ripped off from the high winds. Next time, I’ll tell my helicopter pilot to land further away from the houses.”
“Listen, if I can save Big Bird, I can save you.”