It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Is this what you are supposed to do in order to pretend to be saying the Pledge of Allegience?
Me? Help you? You are supposed to be collecting money for me?
Obama “My fellow Americans. I feel your pain. I flew over one of my favorite golf courses and it is a mess. The owners will be receiving stimulus money to bring it back up to my standards shortly”
Obama looks at his fellow Americans. Poor, starving, homeless, awaiting help from the govt. Just like he likes them.
Obama “BTW did you know that I got reelected ?”
Obama thought bubble “I thought that once the election was over I didnt have to deal with these lowlifes anymore”
Obama “What do you think of this pose for the statues that are going to erected in my honor once I am named Supreme Leader?”
Fools who voted for Obama still wait for his help.
Obama “You know it isnt to late to donate to my campaign fund. We still have a few unpaid bills”
Obama “This almost looks like those movies of Benghazi I was watching while the embassey was being overrun”
Obama “I’m from the govt and I’m here to help. Now could you point me to the nearest undestroyed golf course.”
Lady, “Help us Obama-wan, you’re our only hope!”
Obama, “That’s right, Obama won, and I don’t need you anymore.”
Let them eat cake!
I can’t comment while the Fast and Furious…err…Benghazi…err…FEMA investigation is in progress.
Because so many FEMA agents are still tied up with Bush’s failed Katrina response, there simply hasn’t been the capacity to deal with this storm.
If Republicans, and others want to go after somebody, they should go after me. And I’m happy to have that discussion with them. But for them to go after my FEMA who had nothing to do with Katrina and were simply responding to Sandy based on intelligence that they had received, and to besmirch FEMA’s reputation is outrageous.
Intelligence reports suggest that the destruction of Staten Island was caused by a spontaneous protest triggered by a reprehensible video.
You don’t understand. I serve the People, not actual people!
“Just what kind of book do you think ‘How To Serve People‘ is?”
I was told there would be arugula.
Enough about me, I’d like to hear from you. What do you think about me.
I’ve been through my last election. This gives me a lot more flexibility in how much I decide to help.
I am here and the seas have fallen.
You’re welcome!
The election is over. Why am I doing this photo-op?
“I do think at some point you’ve had enough food and shelter.”
This might be the Best. Caption. Ever!
I salute your commitment to living green by foregoing the wasteful electric usage of the past.
But what about MY needs?
We’ll meet this disaster head on by going to the UN and prostrating ourselves before the global warming community.
“I remember when Air Force One was delayed for over an hour. It was painful so I know about waiting.” ww
“Whaddya mean give you help? I won.”
You people need to clean this mess up before I come down here again.
What’s all this moaning? Have you people been listening to Rodney Dill?
(DING)
(Thought bubble) Looks just like my home in Kenya
“Mr. President what help can you give us?”
“PRESENT!”
Obama: “I was told I could get some ocean front property around here, cheap.”
“…and I brought you a whole mess of Obamaphones… They’re free you know.”
Pre-election: Obamaphone
Post-election: Obamaphony
“A job? OK, who wants to carry my clubs today.”
“I don’t know why you’re still waiting for help. My new FEMA director Mr. Godot should’ve been here by now.”
Looks like I’m going to need a new Czar to take the blame for all of this.
“…and just remember it was President Bush that started this legacy of hurricane disasters.”
Crowd thought bubble: “Yeah, finally help is here!”
Obama bubble: “This will look perfect in My library!!”
No, Michelle couldn’t make it. She hates common folk even more than living in the White House.
So, why are you all standing around here holding signs, clapping your hands, and flapping your lips? Let me be clear: If my administration can spend 24 hours a day covering my ass so you can live the American Dream, you can start by cleaning this crap up. Has anybody got a cigarette?
You folks didn’t lose anything, because you didn’t build this.
Their homes are badly damaged, they need food, clothing and gasoline; and they use their time to see the President?
It’s cold there… the hot air helps keep them warm.
Guess so. I realized I wasn’t funny, but that’s all I could think of looking at the photo.
The contest does say to enter your best caption (not just the funniest). In my view (not necessarily Kevin’s) the best might be the most appropriate, not just the funniest. I wasn’t faulting you comment, just playing off it. 😉
I dreamed I was the President…in my Maidenform bra!
Does that Starbucks over there have power? I could really use a hot cup of coffee after spending time with these losers.
What a bunch of low-lifes. I better check my wallet. Yeah, it’s still there.
“ok, first things first. How many of you voted for me?”
Hey Napoleon, you hide the fingers on your right hand with your jacket, not your left in your pocket. If you’re going to be our despot, at least get it right.