It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
sadly one of the newer psycho-pathologies in the DSM5 is illustrated in the above picture,the poor woman cannot stop talking to empty pieces of furniture…
Dateline Sept 11, 2012, Place : Air over Benghazi
Mr President if you look out the left side of the plane you will see the embassy being attacked.
Obama “I find the view on the right so much more interesting. Tell the pilots to get us back to DC a bit faster”
Kerry thought bubble “It could have been me. It should have been me”
If you use your hand like this is it is called pimp hand and is for correction…gotta keep that pimp hand strong.
Obama “Okay how can I raise my job approval rating”
Dunn thought bubble “Jumping would be the first thing on my list”
Obama “What is that big blue thing over to my right”
Dunn :”That’s the Pacific Ocean sir.”
Obama “Oh okay. For a second there I thought it was Michelle’s ass in a blue dress”
Dunn “Mr president. I am not a world leader, you dont have to bow to me”
I know he’s a bore, sir, but he’s the only Democrat in the country who still wants to be seen with you.
“By now the only rich white candidate you can beat is Senator Kerry..”
“Mr. President, so what you’re telling me, is that, you want to be just like your father..”
NO that is not the way, see my lips, you suck like this, then blow hard.
“Now every time Romney talks directly to you, you say, ‘Talk to the hand’.”
“If you want to stop smoking just suck on your thumb.”
So this is how you make a dog hand shadow. Now we’ll learn the bird.”
“It’s nice to see you finally reach out to the other side of the isle.”
“For someone who’s motto is ‘Forward,’ you sure like sit backwards a lot.”
No, Mr. President, you can’t change the name to Airforce Won.”
“No, your charm is not making me flush…I’m going through menopause.”
“So when did you stop serving free nuts on Airforce One?”
Shout from the background: “I served in Vietnahhhhm!”
Obama “It just came to me. The way to save our campaign and get me reelected”
Dunn “A viable economic plan?”
Obama “No. Add an ! to all our campaign signs. “
“OK, let’s shake on it. I don’t stare at your big ears and you don’t stare at my big hooters.”
“What’s wrong with Kerry. He keeps saying, ‘I don’t get no respect.'”
“Whew!…Kerry and I just came back from the Mile High Club.”
“It’s called a hand gesture. I can think of one particular one you could have used against Romney in the debate.”
“Kerry was staring at my…wait, now you’re staring at them too!”
“There goes the fourth engine. Well, at least we won’t be worrying about the election results.”
“The ‘Fasten Your Seat Belt’ sigh just came on. Should I go tell Kerry that’s not his seat belt?”
“Do you really think it’s good for you to be seen with a loser just before the election.”
“I thought you invited him.”
“Four dead in Benghazi sounds eerily similar to four dead in Ohio, better cancel the CSN endorsement.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.