It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
YOU said she looked like Mama Cass. Ah ah YOU said she looked like Cass, not me.
Romney: “I want to go Right!” Obama: “I want to go Left!”
Romney inherits a depression! Obama inherits a spitoon!!
I told you they put plexiglass between us!
What, they don’t trust us? Not you! Or you!
In unison “you want four years of this?”
In the interest of bipartisianship Mitt Romney agreed to play Chris Matthews while Obama sang
It had to be you,
it had to be you
I’ve wandered around,
finally found
somebody who
Could make me be true
Whoa whoa whoa could make me be blue
And, even be glad
just to be sad
thinkin’ of you
Some others I’ve seen
Might never be mean
Might never be cross
Or, try to be boss
But, they wouldn’t do
For nobody else
gave me a thrill
With all your faults,
I love you still
It had to be you, wonderful you
It had to be you
‘Cause nobody else
gave me a thrill
With all your faults,
I love you still now
And it had to be you
, it just had to be you
It had to be you
B. O.—(I think I can take him at “rock, paper, scissors”. At least I’ll have one win)
Welcome to Candidate Jeopardy. OK gentleman, the first answer is:
“The candidate who strikes fear in the heart of every Democrat.”
… Well, you’re BOTH correct.
Romney: you promised to bring down the deficit and you didn’t. You promised to cut unemployment and you didn’t. Your foreign policy has been a disaster, your Fast and Furious scandal comes with a death toll, and your PC blinders cost our ambassador his life.
Obama: he had binders full of women…get it?
Romney: The only thing that has lowered in this country since you’ve been president is your golf score.
Obama: Big Bird…Big Bird…Bain Capital….47%!
Who’s your Daddy? NO, Who’s YOUR Daddy?
Your administration’s record is an Obamanation. Uh, Uh, Uh, let me be clear, hmm, you have Romnesia. Candy says: Yes, that is correct. You have Romnesia.
Mr. President, you have failed to deliver on every major promise you made as a candidate for the highest office in the country. No, that is absolutely not true and I resent such accusations. The American people know that I’ve merely evolved on those antiquated views, however, I do still support Big Bird.
Close encounters of the weird kind..
Simultaneous thoughts: “There’s something wrong with this mirror!”
“Hey, you’re wearing my tie!”
“Remember, don’t cross the streams!”
Candy, this is a pretty good synchronized debate performance, however, they’re going to have at least a 0.2 point deduction because the index fingers weren’t parallel.
We’ve shuffled our feet real fast on this new carpet, let’s see who gets the biggest shock.
Who farted?
Romney: “I say ‘potato’ and you say ‘potahto.'”
Obama: “I say ‘tomato’ and you say ‘tomahto.'”
Romney: “Potato.”
Obama: “Potahto.”
Romney: “Tomato.”
Obama: “Tomahto.”
Candy Crowly: “It, it, it, he did in fact, sir. So let me, let me call it ‘potato’ and ‘tomato.'”
Obama: “Can you say that a little louder, Candy?”
Candy Crowly: “He, he did call it ‘potato’ and ‘tomato.'”
In shocking news from the Pull My Finger Grand Championship Pull-Off, Candy Crowley declared Obama the winner before either candidate even had their first finger pulled. She said in light of Obama’s unprecedented 4 years of pure stinkery, there was no point in even holding the contest.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.