Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama talks with diners at Lechonera El Barrio restaurant while waiting for his lunch order during a stop in Orlando, Fla., Aug. 2, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen_Macklin) – “OK. He’s healed. Who’s next?

2) (RDOwens) – “Shut up, kid. Your future is nothing to me.

3) (Brian_The_Adequate) – “Man with cell phone records Obama in the act of stealing a kids soul.

4) (GarandFan) – “As Obama moved from table to table, people realized the tips they’d left for the waiter were missing.

5) (McGehee) – Scenes from a more just universe: “So, welcome to Chick-fil-A. I’m Barry, the new day manager. How’s everything here today? Good? That’s terrific. Enjoy your meal.

6) (emrengineer) – “That’s right kids, take a picture of your food and Cokes, ’cause you ain’t never gonna get stuff like this again at school.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Stephen_Macklin’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent caption that may have been overlooked:

(RestlessLegs) – “You PAID for those? Why, even little Johnny here knows how to get a free Obamaphone.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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