It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Obama yucking it up with the local union bosses as they scarf down on fast food.
AP – It’s been almost a year since former President lost the election to President Romney. Here Mr. Obama takes a break from his book tour “Dreams of Mine” while claims that he didn’t write that book on his own still dog him.
Not being in a bar… Obama goes for the next best good head he can get his hands on.
Please stop touching me…
President Obama buys lunch for a group that agrees to show him how to use an iPhone–at taxpayer expense.
Can y’all lend me a few stamps so I can get me a burger here?
I swear pop, either vote for me or I pop the kid’s neck.
Bill Clinton was right – just his timing was off – when he stated to Ted (The Swimmer) Kennedy “A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee.”
It’s a miracle – he can vote!
Obama “You know if you donate your first born to my campaign it is tax deductible”
You PAID for those? Why, even little Johnny here knows how to get a free Obamaphone.
I’m here to collect the Moochelle unhealthy food tax for those cheese fries and high fructose corn sugar Cokes… the life of your first born child.
After healing this man, my next miracle will be to spend 716 billion dollars – twice!
Taking away children’s financial future is no longer enough. Now he just sucks the life right out of them.
Obama, bean burrito. Only one of these will give you gas.
It’s just not clear you’d want a guy that frequents that many bath houses to be touching your kid.
Shame if we had to go all Elian Gonzalez on your children is all I’m sayin’…
Obama keeping Hispanics down one child at a time.
FEMA Trailers for sale or rent
White House Rooms to let…fifty cents.
No Iphone, no pool, no pets
Michelle took my cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of Smoking shruums
In an eight by twelve four-bit room
I’m a man of means by all means
king of the world.
Muslim Brotherhood..brings some pain
Destination…Israeli coastal plain.
Egyptian tanks and Muslim crews,
They need to pay some union dues,
I smoke old joints I have found
Short, but not too big around
I’m a man of means by all means
king of the world.
I know every reporter in the MSM
All of their children, and all of their names
And every liberal in tinseltown
playing the race card all around.
I sing,
FEMA Trailers for sale or rent
White House Rooms to let…fifty cents.
No Iphone, no pool, no pets
Michelle took my cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of Smoking shruums
In an eight by twelve
four-bit room
I’m a man of means by all means
king of the world.
I didn’t get a harumph from this kid.
“Mr. President, what can you do about that foreign threat known as The Doodlebops?”.
“A second term? I haven’t even finished this one!”
More alert citizens taking pictures for America’s Most Wanted.
So that’s why Obama campaigns so much! It’s his way of getting some interesting(?) food!
If we laugh at his jokes, maybe he’ll leave earlier for his next campaign stop.
So he’s the reason we got a free lunch, er, phone?
Obama: “So cute, your son trying to cut my balls off. Who gave him that idea?”.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.