It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Girl “I had the strangest dream. The wizbangblog caption contest was the picture of Obama sitting down and talking with some idiot dressed in a pirate costume”
Girl “I just had a bad dream”
Man ” what? Was Obama reelected?”
Girl “No I didnt say nightmare. I said bad dream. I had just woken up to discover I had slept with Charlie Sheen”
“Sorry dear, that tiger blood didn’t do the trick this time.”
That look on her face is because she just realized that he was the half man referred to in the show’s title.
I’m missing the
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Wienering, duh!
Charlie: “That’s OK, about 47% always say they aren’t satisfied.”
Girl: “I just realized that Obama’s anti-colonialist tendencies are going to destroy America.”
Charlie: “Whose tendencies?”
DRUDGEBREAKING: Train wreck meets plane crash. Developing…
Two of the four horsemen of the apocalypse finally hook up.
I need to call Sandra Fluke.
“We can’t keep doing this. I can’t afford the birth control.”
I can’t believe you wrote “healthcare for all” on your _____
I think match.com got it wrong.
You make me feel like the Obama administration… Dirty!
Lindsay: “Can you turn that chair around, I feel like we’re being watched.”
Charlie: “It’s OK, I called Clint and he said the Pres was somewhere else tonight.”
I don’t know where all the other girls went.
Wait, we need a garden gnome.
oops – voted up for myself – that’s embarrassing
Can you undo?.
ohh. just did. I think I’ll shut up now…
I feel like the American people after a democrat administration…
I don’t think there’s a functioning neuron between the two of them.
Just so you know Lindsay, I do it like Obama…I lead from the rear!
Soylent green is people!
It suddenly hits Lindsay that she’s the responsible one.
“I feel as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
“Well… OK. Wanna go again?”
I just realized how much I miss Jay Tea.
Dang, now I’ll have to poke out my mind’s eye.
Could they have picked a worse cast for The Story of John & Yoko?
What happened to Ted?! What happened to Alice?!
“Wait, so when you said you were ‘banging seven gram rocks,’ you were talking about…”
Charlie Sheen discovers what lies beyond “Coyote Ugly.”
I just had a dream we were Bob Newhart and Suzanne Pleshette.
Still the best ending to a sitcom evah!
Causing thinking people to reconsider their opposition to abortion…
Reminding us that in spite of our best efforts, just about half of the US is below average.
Lindsay suddenly realized she was no more protected than an American embassy.
Lindsay suddenly realizes that the unsafe sex she just engaged in with Charlie, is just like the unsafe voting she did in 2008.
Female – Oh, shit! Now I know how Dorothy felt when she said, “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.” I’ve got to stop drinking so much!
Lindsay, when I asked if you “were on the pill”, I wasn’t referring to Oxycontin!
Reminds me of voting for Obama
Lindsay: “Whoa. Maybe I do have standards.”
I feel Grrrrrosssss!!!
“Dammit, I left the car downstairs with the motor running and the shifter in ‘Drive.’ I’d better go take care of that before it takes off all on its own and clips some innocent pedestrian!”
OMG! I just had the worst nightmare! Obama got re-elected, proclaimed himself king, made Reid and pelosi permanent heads of the senate and house.
Ever get that not so fresh feeling?
“I know where I put that necklace!”
Lindsay: “What am I doing? I could ruin my acting career by sleeping with you.”
Charlie: “What a coincidence. I was just thinking the same thing.”
One is a deranged, drug addled has been. The other is… Oh never mind.
The Chick has come home to roost.
Obama officials today blamed this video for the decline in Obama’s favorability ratings. Stated Jay Carney, “Hey, if you turn on the TV and see a complete jerk who uses people and can never get his story straight…”
Come on Lindsey, Allen only uses his camera for his personal viewing.
A preview of the Charlie Sheen-Lindsay Lohan sex tape soon to be released to internet viewers everywhere.
C’mon… The Duchess of Cambridge shows more than that..