It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Can you say O-ba-ma?”
Baby: “I hope he doesn’t think I”m a dog!”
Oh! ain’t he CUTE? And he’s already paid for my spending spree!
I’ve got a shovel ready job for you Mr President…
White babies can’t fly!
Repeat after me, “A white man’s greed runs a world in need.” If you don’t teach them self loathing form an early age they become conservatives.
Just wait and see the surprise I have in store for YOU! You’re grandkids will be paying on the debt I’ve created over the last 4 years!
And what’s this little burden’s name?
… and if your Mommy had had access to birth control, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE!
How about you and your buds loan me another couple of trillion? Yes?
Mister Obama discovers yet another candidate more qualified than himself to be President of the United States.
Just think son, your share of the national debt will only be $6000.00 a week less than your younger sisters’
And if you were from Indonesia, you could get into Columbia too!
Vote for me and Romney won’t kill you in the future.
“What breed of doggie are you?”
And if you’re a good little boy and you lose all hope, you too can grow up to be a ward of the state, and live happily ever after.
…and you will be the first generation that can marry whomever you want. You’ll never know the horror that comes from marrying a wook…I mean a woman…
You don’t know it yet, but I own you. Yes, I do!
— look, if you’ve had a kid, you didn’t do that on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I made love to a member of the opposite sex. There are a lot of smart gay people out there having sex with their partners. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else and wasn’t a complete idiot. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there on government contraception and they aren’t having children either.
If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great sex worker somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to procreate. Somebody invested in beds and sheets and internet porn. If you’ve got a family — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.
Oh yeah a future raaaaaacist
Hey kid’ you didn’t create all this debt! Someone else did that for You!
And if you go to Hawaii, you can get a birth certificate, just like me!
One stinks and needs to be changed. The other is a baby.
LOL, I posted couple of captions before I scanned through the rest. GMTA
“Kid, I don’t want to treat you the way that I treated Julia. She had to wait until preschool to become a government dependent. I want you to become a government dependent right now!”
Future typical white person.
Barry –
“Guess what kiddo? In states with no voter ID law, You will be casting a vote for Your’s truly this fall!”
Guess who could puke on you at any time, cries to get their way, can’t be blamed for anything, is totally clueless, and needs changing?
“this little one tries in vain to escape the grasp of the socialist leviathan known as the whining baby of a man/child beast”….
…and Mitt Romney doesn’t like you either.
“Hey, Planned Parenthood, you missed one!”
Years later looking in his mom’s scrapbook, Timothy finally learned why he was afraid of clowns
“You’re already thousands of dollars in debt and I’m the guy who built that for you.”
Doesn’t this constitute child abuse?
“Who’s Harry Reid’s special friend? Who’s Harry Reid’s special friend? You are! You are!”
My Science czar tells me that you aren’t human until you are socialized so shape up because you can still be aborted.
Yes, the Government is your Obamama
One is helpless on his own, stinks it up, and definitely needs to be changed… and one is a baby.
I’m gonna come at you like a spider-monkey to get my candy back!
You know I’m always amazed that some babies think I just do it better than everyone else. There are a lot of babies out there who do it well. Or they think I just grunted harder than the other babies. Let me tell you, there are lots of hard grunting babies out there. Somewhere along the way someone fed you with government approved food. If you’ve got a full diaper, you didn’t build that.
Both (thinking) :”Bozo”
President Obama with future dead Chicago voter.
“And whose punishment are you?”
You didn’t burp that…
President Obama examines a parasitic viable tissue mass which was recently seperated from its host.
One of these things smells bad, is full of shit, is easily detached, is
unable to learn how slightest about how financial world operates, and the
other is a baby’s diaper.
Obama “come on now. Only another $64k and your dues are paid up”
Obama’s campaign is so desperate for money he has even taken to shaking
babies down. It’s the Chicago way.
Conservative Parent thought bubble “I would give $100 to see my daughter pee
right now”
Obama thought bubble “Now if we can make an ad blaming Romney on this kid’s
death I will be set”
Oh look a baby is entertained by a clown.