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You’re just another piss-ant Chicago machine politician. I sunk your whole Bain strategy with just a couple of well-timed sentences.
I can end you any time I want.
Rookie…
Sure, an Obama/Hillary ticket might get another term.
So?
All I see is a nice suit with nothing in it.
How are those Chicago Olympics going? Oh, wait…
You guys kill any border patrol agents lately?
Maybe I can do that for you, maybe I can’t. Right now what you need to do is get me a cup of coffee and remember to keep your damn hands out of your pockets when your talking to me.
Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in.
As near as I can tell, you’ve gone from eating dog to crow…
Amateur.
Nooo, I was the first black president…
“Hot chick at 11:00. And again at 11:30.”
I did not have sexual relations with that woman…..if she’s a slut, I didn’t do that, somebody else made that happen!
The only useful advice I have left for you, Barack, is to steal all of the R’s off the keyboards and grab as much of the silverware as you can carry away with you!
“Then I pushed down on the top of her head…”
“Don’t get any closer, Barry. The stench of failure turns off the chicks.”
“No, don’t interrupt me, Barack. Those flags are NOT missing seven stars.”
I wouldn’t have survived that intern and her stained dress with your economy, Barack.
“… and sometimes you have to APPEAR to compromise, even be a little humble about it. Then you can… Is any of this sinkin’ in???”
Now go get your shine box…
I told you what you had to do. You didn’t do it. Told you again – you didn’t do it. Told you a third time. You still didn’t listen.
There’s no fourth time.
Just show your tiny hands and that will end the argument…..
Listen to me, you need a scandal, something outrageous but not illegal….
Have you ever had sex with a wookie?
Look, it doesn’t matter WHAT kind of executive order you signed, they’re not going to let you use the teleprompter in the debates….
Nice blue dress your wife is wearing… Shame if something happened to it.
Look the public in the eye, without looking down your nose…
Is that a mouse in your pocket? No wonder Michelle is always upset.
No Barrak, I told you to lie as a last resort, not to go to a resort and lie.
Two Grand Masters greet each other before the Liars’ Poker Tournament begins.
It’s the economy stupids!!
See this ring right here? In a few months the Democrats will be kissing it again and you’ll be riding in the small bus with Jimmy over there.
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I didn’t copy and paste this… Somebody else did!
I can’t take this damn wedding ring off because the bitch has GPS embedded in it
Clinton: See this hand? There are five fingers. See this hand? There are five fingers. If you count all of the fingers there are 10 fingers. Now you do it. How many fingers do you count?
Obama: 11
Now look, you didn’t win the Presidency yourself.
Someone else did it for you.
Now look, just tell them it all depends on what the meaning of “is” is and they’ll let you off the hook.
Barry: “Hands off My empty suit!”
Barock, every time the economy is brought up in the debates, 3 fail safe answers –
A.) Boxers or briefs?
B.) I did not have sex with that Woman.
c.) I did not build that, Boosh did!
Sorry son, I checked and the deal was your soul for winning the election. Nothing there about a second term …
Listen Barack, it is time you withdrew and let Hillary take your place. At least with Hillary, we have a small chance of winning. With you running, we are toast.
One-termer and a two-timer . . .
Now, hold on Barack. This economy’s not my fault either.
First half-black president meets first black president.
There you go again, Barack. Taking credit for something someone else did before you got into office.
“I don’t care what people tell you about how I came back from the 1994 congressional elections to win a second term. You don’t listen to them, you listen to me. What I did was, I doubled down. And then I doubled down. And then I doubled down. There is no end to the doubling down, Barack. The American people don’t care what crazy mixed-up hodgepodge of Marx and Stalin and whoever else you stand for — but they will love that you stand for it, and that you won’t back down. Trust me — would I lie?”
Clinton “I am not saying you don’t have big balls. I am saying Hillary’s
are bigger. I have seen them.”
Clinton “I told you to let Hillary have her 8 years but no. You didn’t
listen”
When you grow up in a communist household you get angry at America
When you get angry at America you become a democrat
When you become a democrat you want to be seen doing something about your
anger at America.
When you want to be seen doing something about your anger at America you
lie.
When you lie you get democrats to vote for you.
When you get democrats to vote for you, you fail at being President
When you fail at being President you get lectures from Bill Clinton.
Don’t get lectures from Bill Clinton. Get Direct TV.
Clinton “…and then you pull out the cigar”
Clinton “Well whenever Hillary started bossing me I put something in her
mouth”