It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Have you learned all 57 states yet?
My country doesn’t understand me.
Did you know you can sign your college savings over to my campaign?
Group W Bench
If you’ve got good grades – you didn’t earn those grades, someone else earned them for you.
Strikes me that caption is also valid if the girl is the one speaking.
An Obama spokesman denied that campaign rally attendance was down
Obama sits in on auditions for a role as the villain “The Obumbler” in the next Batman movie.
Girl: “I’m sorry I just don’t understand any of this Bain sh*t your talkin’ ’bout”
Obama: “OK, Just remember, “Mitt made money, he bad.”
Another day of detention
Why are you being called to the principal’s office?
Obama trying to act like Bill Clinton
If I had a son he’d look like that goofy dud in the shorts
Girl: “So… where’s my job?”
Worst.Glee Club.Episode.Ever
0bama: “No, honestly it’s the Kiss Cam. You’re supposed to kiss me.”
Free cell phone, free food, free rent, free health care…How’s that sound?
Do you know the capitals of all 57 states?
Mrs. Obama is inspecting your lunch bag right now.
Obama just told the rest of the Group W bench he was arrested for littering.
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You can get anything you want at……
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I’m gonna have to cue that up on my media player now.
“When I get done with fundamentally changing this country you won’t have to be a Josie the Plumber.”
Do you mind if I just call you “Julia”?
Preisdent Obama demonstrates his (failed) community organizing roots . . .
I feel you sister. My party doesn’t want to be seen with me either…
Girl in grey on the left: No you go rescue her, I don’t want to get stuck listening to his stump speech again
GUY WITH GLASSES: I don’t know what he’s talking to her for, I already got the intern position.
More evidence that the youth of America aren’t quite as enthusiastic about Obama in ’12 as they were in ’08.
Do you … choom?
“Do YOU want to hear about my plan to raise taxes on the rich? Maybe?”
Intercepted!
Obama whispering lies to the girl that stuck her finger into the light socket
Girl: “I’m 14. I can’t even vote yet.”
Obama: “I can change that.”
Those other three are obviously racists
Wow, attendance is really down at the Democrat National Convention this year.
Girl: “Yea, I’m think I’m one of the 99%, just like at least half of us out there. Any ideas?”
Obama: “Take more math.”
You know, under my new welfare plan, what we’re doing right now qualifies as work.
She’s been inching away for over an hour. Can’t he take a hint?
“Social” is Twitter. What I am is called “Socialist”.
Think of it as Facebook with Putin in the Zuckerberg slot.
21 Bum Street!!
So, where can I score some Choom around here?
” Can I get Me a ACORN licensed here?”
Relax! Michelle has the kids at her mother’s.
Girl thinking: “Why is this creepy old dude hitting on me? Doesn’t he know he hasn’t any hope? Wonder if he’s got any change?”
“That was before I met you”
Selena Solyndra, on the left:
“My dad needs help getting some money out of Nigeria. What’s the treasury’s routing number?”
Yeah, those are my initials, young lady. How did you know?
“Julia?”
Another sign of Obama’s declining popularity: 3 out of 4 black teenagers don’t want to be near him.
Latisha, remember the next time you break wind, you have to get up faster and blame the guy in the brown shorts.
Obama “Do you know who is going to win the election in Nov?”
Girl “Jeanie Schoomaker, that bitch wins home coming queen every year”