It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Jees… you can put lipstick on a pig.”
Obama’s mandate
(man date)
Mere seconds before the bath salt fueled attempt to chew off Obama’s face that you won’t read about in the MSM
Obama: Drop the beard, I like my beer cold and my homosexuals flaming.
All the old gang showed up for the Hillcrest Sanitorium for the criminally insane reunion
The auditions for the new Obama girl didnt go as expected.
“Can I have free stuff Wwwwwiiiiilllllllbbbbuuuuurrrr?”
In an ill advised attempt to fit in Obama gives a supporter 1/2 of a “San Francisco handshake”
Obama “Pull my finger”
(Someone had to post it)
Man: “That ain’t my finger you’re pullin’!”
Man overwhelmed to meet the man who modeled for his butt plug
Obama getting in touch with his inner self.
In his re-election campaign this week Obama tried, with partial success, a Jedi mind trick in an effort to solidify one of his voting blocks from 2008.
Will Ferrell’s attempt for comedy gold ended in tragedy.
Don’t feed the trolls.
I want to tell you a story.
Dayum, he is black.
Hey, Jim, I have a great idea for a new Muppet character. Her name is Julia and her life revolves around what I, Barack Obama, provide to her…..by the way, I’m guessing by your LGBT button that the rumors about Bert & Ernie really are true, huh?
Obama stumbles onto the constituency that really goes for pricks.
hahahahahahahahahah
Thanks, I kind of missed the ‘Like’ system that showed who liked your comments.
Ditto.
I forgot. Is this when I’m supposed to faint?
Under my Health Plan, Marilyn, your hormone treatments will be FREE and your beard will become even more FAB-U-LOUS!
the bamster recognizes the “love child” of ed schultz and debbie wasserman schultz…
Obama: “Sorry dude, I appreciate the offer, but I prefer young middle eastern males for those sorts of things…”
“Obam-ho-tep…. Obam-ho-tep…. Obam-ho-tep… Obam-ho-tep…
What’s with the guy eyeing the cute blushing girl? Weirdos.
What health care plan is in your pocket?!!!
Your Cabinet has to be Scottish, or it’s not crrraap!
The face of a liberal voter who has – at last – figured out that Barry has been lying to him all along.
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered…which am I? I dinna know for sure. I think I’m all of them!
I need the FBI. The Tea Party is drugging me haggis!
I’m John Travolta’s downstairs maid, why do you ask?
Have you thought of giving more speeches to get your message out?
As it happens, California has legalized medical bath salts, and don’t you look just yummy?
When you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.
Ha ha!
Winner!
The Obama campaign said based on their experience, there is no enthusiasm gap with liberal voters.
Have you seen my unicorn?
I think the secret service just did a surprise cavity search.
“Yes Barry, I am Jesus. Please stop telling everybody you know me.”
The campaign has been bussing in homeless people again to make it look like Obama can draw a crowd.
I had sex with a buffalo back in the 60’s, if we had a son, I guess he could look just like you!
Time hasn’t been as kind to ALL the members of the old Choom gang.
Grumpy smoozing with Barry
Let me be perfectly clear.
Under my plan the cost of dope will necessarily skyrocket.
Obama: Now this one, he got a real pretty mouth…
(Deliverance)
Guy with beard: Whaaaa???
Guy in the background thought bubble: “I”m way better looking than that guy. Why does he get the photo op? Life just isn’t fair!”
Even Santa Claus is unemployed and looking for work in the Obama economy.
Obama: Seriously, dude, I’m married. Now back off and let me eat my waffle.
It’s not twue! It’s not twue! (/von Stupp)
This pic is ‘shopped. I can tell, because the halo that Obama had in the 08 election is gone.
After eating all the Secret Service agents, zombies–gay, lesbian, and transgender zombies–come for the President.
Considering what Zombies eat, that would be a pretty light snack.
I’ve got my “Go Zombies” pennant a’flyin.
The End is
NearQueer.