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During the 2nd term of Obama people, in order to buy soda, have to claim it on their tax returns as a dependent.
dateline 2014 (aka the 6th year of The ONE’s reign).
An unknown woman was arrested for buying black market Coors after being spotted with it by the food police drones.
Local wizbangblog poster Grumpy gets her daily fix
When asked who the baby’s daddy was the woman simply replied Obamacare.
Under the new disability regulations in effect under Obamacare the purchase of soft drinks and beer were limited only to those who had a dependency on them.
An unidentified OWS member heading out to protest.
Snooki, the baby goes in the stroller and the groceries go in the plastic bags.
Snooki is stocking up on baby formula for her kid.
The real “Life of Julia” thanks to Obama.
The breakfast of champions.
Snooki highlights the sophistication of the blue states.
In a sign of increasing desperation, the Obama campaign is planning a fundraiser at Snooki’s.
The lights have been out in this one long before the derecho.
Snooki doesn’t know that “a taste of the high country” refers to the mountains.
I think I see Mrs. Cruise number 3!
So then… is Snooki at tax or a penalty?
I don’t know, is a plague of locusts a tax or a penalty? At the end it really doesn’t matter, it’s still a plague of locusts… or Snooki.
Unfortunately, her boyfriend has all the staying power of a San Diego fireworks exhibition.
Snooki decides to practice before having another situation.
“It’s for medicinal purposes.”
Having maxed out on her Food Stamps, Snooki hurries home, hoping Mayor Bloomburg doesn’t spot her with more than 32 ounces of Pepsi.
The new FEMA director delivers the 0bama administration’s disaster relief package to the East Coast.
When Is Obama going to blow some of that hot air into my rear…. tires?
The poster picture of the typical Obama supporter. ww
It’ll take more than a ‘silver bullet’ to stop this one.
Nancy Pelosis don’t just grow on trees.
The only thing surprising in this photo is that Snooki has beverages that are non-alcoholic.
Snooki’s thought bubble:
“If I get caught with this stuff in a baby stroller, then my reputation is ruined.
Buy Coors? Yes. Buy Pepsi, too? What was I thinking?”
Some babies are born with silver spoons in their mouths.
Snooki’s baby gets to be born with a Silver Bullet.
You laugh — but she votes.
Snooki stocks up on beer and soda before Michelle Obama outlaws them.
Upon seeing how Snooki uses a baby stroller, Congress began working to amend the No Child Left Behind Act.
The fundamental transformation of America continues unabated.
And you have to wonder why the MSM would ask for her opinion on anything.
Jersey Whore.
Down and out in Jersey Shore
Another stunning triumph of public education.
For
the hand that rocks the cradle
Is
the hand that spills my beer.
If Obama wins, this is your next Supreme Court Justice.
HHS Secretary Sibelius prepares for her Food Stamp party.
Latest Obama campaign ad
Lindsay Lohan looks over her shoulder for the cops
The smartest Obama voter of them all
Obviously does not yet have her CALFRESH! card.
And Baby makes One.
They won’t let me buy the Coors with food stamps, but when I put it in a stroller, it’s covered by WIC !
Add a carton of cigarrettes and she could be Obama’s vice girl.
Voter, Obama 4 each – have to account for the voter fraud.
If Michelle were in the picture you could title it Snooki and Wookie
That’s really stretching it for including someone not present, however, it’s still hilarious.
I see the dems are already bribing voters to get them to the polls
CERN scientists announced Monday the discovery of the Higgs Bosom… causing Stephen Hawkings to hurl.