It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“OK, I’ll bite… How many healthcare providers does it take to change a dim bulb?”
While practicing her ceremonial bow, Dr. Mildred asked Obama if there was any chance, that under Obamacare, doctors wouldn’t become government employees.
As Pelosi said, it turns out we really did need to pass the bill to figure out what is in it. Here Obama finds that a prostrate exam is required or a massive tax applies. The IRS agents and Obama both find humor in this.
“Ha! Ha! You all work for me now! I am the Medical Slave Master! I will tell you who to treat, how to treat them and how much you will be paid! No more bungalows in Aruba for you! We’ll soon wipe those smiles off of your faces!”
“Wassup.”
“Wassup!
“Wassup!!”
“Wassup!!!”
Let’s turn their laughter into sorrow in November.
So which one of you wants to be the first one to massage my prostate?
No, I wasn’t joking…a drone just accidentally blew up your ambulance!
The One flew over the deficit ceiling..
My whole health plan was inspired by something Henny Youngman said…”
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, “Cough!”
“The mandate is not a tax….. The private sector is actually improving now… I will not spike the football about Bin Ladin… 57 States, I still got one more to go… I’m here all night, try the veal…”
Obama “and then I told Holder to tell them that Fastand Furious is a tax”
And at the local mental institution
“No, I really AM President of the US”
What do 2 black men, an asian chick, and 2 white folks have in common?
THey are all laughing at the American public
Ha Ha Ha… schmucks
Obama “and I said Well do you want me to kiss you first?”
Gas prices June 29, 2008 – $4.07 / gallon
Gas prices June 29, 2012 – $3.38 / gallon
Give it up for the MAN who lowered gas prices with his bare hands! SuperObama!
LOL.
Obama lied…now people will die…
LOL
You thought we were here to take you to the funny farm?
Greetings everyone. My family and I were caught in Friday’s freak storm and have been without power since. We have moved to a hotel since it still could be days before we get power. I will have winners announced on Monday at some point.
You deal with death, I’ll take care of taxes.
You guys just couldn’t wait to tell me to cough and turn my head, could you?
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.